Goldfish
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Johnny?”
“My goldfish died,” replied Johnny tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Johnny patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your fucking cat.”
What'd You Think?

(23 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
August 7th, 2007 at 12:43 pm
awwww! poor cat!
September 4th, 2007 at 9:33 am
LOL! POOR FISH
September 25th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
poor catfish!
September 25th, 2007 at 10:30 pm
i do like the way he used fudgin cat!
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:56 am
that’s actually pretty funny!
November 8th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
lmfao sweet revenge
November 19th, 2007 at 5:52 pm
HAHA
September 29th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
mwahahahahaha