God vs The Scientist
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him, "God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."
"Oh, is that so? Explain..." replies God. "Well," says the [...]
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THATS GAY!!! DUMB AND RETARDED
“THATS GAY!!! DUMB AND RETARDED” – Krissy
The only one i see who’s gay, dumb and retarded is you. You don’t get it? Go get yourself a brain.
That is not funny.
yawn
wasn’t funny, but at least you got respect for the big man. I love the lord
WHaT Da F**K That was the DUMBEST joKE Ive EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heard!!!! I mean THE POINT was????????????????????
learn to show regards for GOD
# Da MIGHTy1 Says:
February 28th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
WHaT Da F**K That was the DUMBEST joKE Ive EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heard!!!! I mean THE POINT was????????????????????
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MORON ! THE POINT IS “TRY TO CREATE THIS DIRT FIRST, BEFORE TALKING ABOUT CREATING A HUMAN BEING”
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Lol, I thought that was hilarious, totally something I would say. HA
HaHa that was the best joke EVER!!!<3Pc
I’M ALSO GLAD YOU RESPECTED THE BIG MAN
Guys…Funny, yes, but that argument is only valid if a mythical man in the sky came down and made everything…Which is not needed, what ith gravity, pressure and space dust and all. Feel free to hate me-but remember, in the USA, Athiests outnumber Jews 2 to 1. Athiests Unite!
stupid jokes.. where exctly was the punch line? ohh make ur own dirt.. funny guy
not that bad.
pretty funny
Oh foolish atheists, who has bewitched u to that extent? Cant u giv God the respect He deserves? I send God’s curse upon u. May u burn to ashes!!!!!!!Hatim, you’re the guy!!! thumbs up 4u. enough respect to da almighty
yo who created gravity???
that was for the athiest
I thought it was funny….
i get it…but its not funny….
i liked it
i also liked it.rather than curse the atheists,let’s pray for them that they may get their senses back(atheism is a state of loss of sense).cursing them would only worsen their situation.
The point is, I think, no matter how far back the scientist trace it, that first atom had to come from somewhere.
As Joe said, where did the gravity that shaped the Earth come from? The pressure? The space dust? Space itself? That one sudden spark of life? I must admit, I’m skeptical that it just suddenly *was*. Even if you believe that it was two atoms interacting, tell me where the atom came from.
And please, people, be decent. Just because someone believes different then you doesn’t mean you can get away with cursing them. It’s still not right. A murderer, maybe. An aethiest, no. Have some respect, please.
If you’re Christian, remember: (Mathew 7:3). And Jesus not only taught his fellow Jews; he sat witht the Gentiles, the heretics/non-believers of his day. HE DIDN”T TREAT THEM ANY DIFFERENTLY. If you’re trying to make an impact, rudeness and intolerance only turns people away.
Personally, I think the joke is very funny. But that’s just me. Like I said, different strokes for different folks.
God keep you, regardless of faith.
How can a joke trigger of religious instruction from some people? Your god must have had a sense of humour to produce you lot.
Go to google video, put in “Chuck Missler – Genesis Sessions”…nuff said!
I get it. its not really a joke, but more of a way to show you that no body is better than God. And to all you Atheist’s, i hope you come to your senses and start not being stupid and ignerent to the fact that there is a God who created all things. And u know what even further more emberasses you, i’m a 13yearold boy, and i’m smarter than you!!!!! oh, and to all believers, look me up in Heaven when u get there, Trevon Vivens=)
not bad but not funny
“i’m a 13yearold boy, and i’m smarter than you!!!!! “(Trevon)
if your going to call a large group of people stupid and brag about how much smarter you are than them use spellcheck
It has a point, but not funny