God vs The Scientist


God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to Him,  “God, we don’t need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning.”

“Oh, is that so? Explain…” replies God.  “Well,” says the scientist, “we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man.”

“Well, that’s very interesting… show Me.”

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man.  “No, no, no…” interrupts God, “Get your own dirt.”

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God vs The Scientist was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, February 21st, 2008 at 12:58 pm. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes, Religious Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  If I Ever Become an Evil Overlord.


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16 Responses to “God vs The Scientist”

  1. KRISSY Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:09 am

    THATS GAY!!! DUMB AND RETARDED

  2. buldit Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 2:52 am

    “THATS GAY!!! DUMB AND RETARDED” - Krissy

    The only one i see who’s gay, dumb and retarded is you. You don’t get it? Go get yourself a brain.

  3. Kateihwa Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 9:51 am

    That is not funny.

  4. reece Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 3:05 pm

    yawn

  5. alex Says:
    February 27th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    wasn’t funny, but at least you got respect for the big man. I love the lord

  6. Da MIGHTy1 Says:
    February 28th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    WHaT Da F**K That was the DUMBEST joKE Ive EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heard!!!! I mean THE POINT was????????????????????

  7. funmite Says:
    March 1st, 2008 at 6:49 am

    learn to show regards for GOD

  8. Hatim Says:
    March 2nd, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    # Da MIGHTy1 Says:
    February 28th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    WHaT Da F**K That was the DUMBEST joKE Ive EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heard!!!! I mean THE POINT was????????????????????
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    MORON ! THE POINT IS “TRY TO CREATE THIS DIRT FIRST, BEFORE TALKING ABOUT CREATING A HUMAN BEING”

  9. Me Says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 7:05 am

    …???…

  10. Jared Says:
    March 3rd, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    Lol, I thought that was hilarious, totally something I would say. HA

  11. --Amber Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 11:54 am

    HaHa that was the best joke EVER!!!<3Pc

  12. tsepo Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 7:30 am

    I’M ALSO GLAD YOU RESPECTED THE BIG MAN

  13. Athiesim unites Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 5:34 am

    Guys…Funny, yes, but that argument is only valid if a mythical man in the sky came down and made everything…Which is not needed, what ith gravity, pressure and space dust and all. Feel free to hate me-but remember, in the USA, Athiests outnumber Jews 2 to 1. Athiests Unite!

  14. Jake Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    stupid jokes.. where exctly was the punch line? ohh make ur own dirt.. funny guy

  15. me Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    not that bad.

    pretty funny

  16. Black Mamba TruAfrican Says:
    April 22nd, 2008 at 8:06 am

    Oh foolish atheists, who has bewitched u to that extent? Cant u giv God the respect He deserves? I send God’s curse upon u. May u burn to ashes!!!!!!!Hatim, you’re the guy!!! thumbs up 4u. enough respect to da almighty

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