Go Git Yo Momma


A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, “Paw, What’s ‘at?”

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I dunno. I ain’t never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain’t got no idea’r what it is.”

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his Son, “Boy, go git yo Momma…”

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16 Responses to “Go Git Yo Momma”

  1. Alex Says:

    haha this one’s good =D

  2. Nathan Says:

    awsome dude

  3. jo Says:

    hilarious.

  4. Jordan Says:

    Its not funny!

  5. Melissa Says:

    hilarious!!!!

  6. Abstract Says:

    I’m still laughing as I wright this, this one’s great!

  7. Shelley Says:

    that sucked really bad!!!!! =l

  8. laughinoutloud Says:

    lol i found it funny

  9. dark knight Says:

    great joke hahahahahahahahahaha

  10. samantha Says:

    haha damn rednecks……

  11. Klauss Barbie Says:

    what’s an elevator??

  12. J-Bob Says:

    FREAKING FUNNY

  13. RAD19 Says:

    haha
    slack tho

  14. kimberly Says:

    this joke was absolutely stupid. i am from mississippi and i hate it when u dumb people make fun of southerners

  15. PRETTY PRESON Says:

    KIMBERLY YOUR PROBALY A REDNECK,AND WHY R YOU ON
    THESE JOKES IF YOUR GONNA INSLUT IT (dumbasses)

  16. A Pretty person Says:

    jordan ur wrong cuz it wuz f-u-n-n-y!

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