Girls Love Flowers
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop.
The redhead sees her boyfriend buying flowers. Red sighs and says, “Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again.”
The blonde looks quizzically at her and asks, “You don’t like getting flowers from your boyfriend?”
Replies the redhead, “I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers. I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”
The blonde, after thinking for a while, replies, “Don’t you have a vase?”
What'd You Think?
(67 votes, average: 3.79 out of 5)
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March 23rd, 2008 at 2:27 pm
ppl blonds aren’t as dumb as ppl stereotype them to be some very very very hot blonds really are dumb but just blond girls like example my sister aren’t dumb, my sister is actually quite clever and is studying to be a lawyer
November 17th, 2007 at 6:00 am
err…I still don’t understand…but I’m not blonde!
November 11th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
-.-
October 18th, 2007 at 10:36 am
lol. i just want to say… not all blondes r dumb. well… they r dumb in the way evryone else is but because of the stereotype of blondes being stupid. example: my sister is blonde, but ranked #1 in her class. but because of the stereotype of blondes being stupid, everyone thought it a fluke, a mistake. also, every time she made a mistake, everyone blamed it on her being blonde. so, everyone is “blonde” in their own, special little way.
October 17th, 2007 at 3:20 pm
i dont get it.
October 17th, 2007 at 12:25 am
That was Great
October 9th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
Im blonde, and i dnt really care about the jokes, but thisjoke is fcnk HILARIOUS. my friend and i were laughing our asses off. Good job
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:41 am
I could not understand this joke. I read what Jessie said and finally understood it. This joke is stupid but a little funny.
October 1st, 2007 at 10:35 am
it was pretty funny! And it is funny…..up until the explaining point! I’m blonde and i totally got it!
September 25th, 2007 at 3:00 pm
funny
September 24th, 2007 at 10:31 pm
hahhahahaah! that was pretty funny!
September 24th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
if you have to explain a joke its not funny
lol
September 22nd, 2007 at 2:00 am
Ok ill explain. after the boyfriend gives the girl flowers he expects intercorse. so she has her legs up in the air in a postion. legs up in in the air looks kinda lyk a vase because of the ‘V’ shape.. so blonde thinks she has 2 be the vase..
hilarious.. not.
September 21st, 2007 at 11:52 pm
haha
September 18th, 2007 at 10:09 pm
I have a vase?
September 18th, 2007 at 8:46 am
Look at that stupid mother fucker!
September 18th, 2007 at 8:46 am
That Stupid ass shit
September 17th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
I would explain this to you, but I think you should try asking your mommy instead.
September 16th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
yeaaa i dont get this at all..
September 15th, 2007 at 3:11 am
wtf i dont get it!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 12th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
i personally don’t like the jokes because blondes( like my self) aren’t dumb but i guess the ugly blonde’s are but i am CLEARLY not Ugly as you can see (news flash i know you cant see me.) any way the joke was funny
September 2nd, 2007 at 9:38 pm
ha ha.. GIT-R-DONE!!!
August 31st, 2007 at 6:16 pm
hahaha
thats fkn hilarious
keep up the good work
August 31st, 2007 at 1:24 pm
This re-enforces the steoreotype (?) that blonds are dumb.
August 29th, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I thought it was pretty funny but it wasn’t LOL kinda joke but still pretty good.