George Bush In Hell


George Bush has a heart attack, dies, and goes to hell where he’s confronted by the devil. “I don’t know what to do,” says the devil. “You’re on my list… but I don’t have any room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I’ll tell you what I’m gonna to do. I’ve got three folks here who weren’t quite as bad as you, I’ll let one of them go but you have to take their place. I’ll even let YOU decide (since you are, afterall, the DECIDER) who leaves.

George thought the deal sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened a door to the first room, in it was Richard Nixon in a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.

“No!” George said. “I don’t think so. I’m not a good swimmer and don’t think I could do that all day long.”

The devil led him to the next room, in it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

“No, I’ve got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all could do was break rocks all day!” commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In that room George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms over his head, and his legs spread in an eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and, finally, said “Yeah, I can handle this.”

The devil smiled and said, “OK, Monica, you’re free to go!”

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14 Responses to “George Bush In Hell”

  1. stephen Says:

    hahaha, made me laugh

  2. ashley Says:

    hahahhahaha omfg that was hilarious! he he he but who is monica lewisky

  3. Sohail Says:

    mad funny lmao

  4. Wolf Child Says:

    Awwww!!! Funny :o) Anyway there’s an error

    he’s confronted by the devil. “I don’t know what to do,” says the devil. “You’re on my list… but I don’t have any ROOM for you

    (note by F&J staff - fixed it, thanks : )

  5. FATASS Says:

    thats funny did they do it?

  6. Yo mama Says:

    omfg lol xD

  7. scholmo Says:

    Then LADY clinton comes in and joins

  8. Richard Says:

    Good belly laugh.

  9. Victoria Says:

    finally someone shares my view of Goerge Bush!!!!!!!

  10. random guy Says:

    that was great

  11. janelle Says:

    bush sux lov da joke hahahahha

  12. Crys Says:

    Im so shocked!!

  13. purnomohengky Says:

    good for you bush!!

  14. anonymous Says:

    lol this is sooo funny

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