Gay Parrot

One day this gay homosexual decides he'd like to have a new pet and goes to the local pet store. Looking around he sees a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" "I was born this way," says [...]

Gay Parrot

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Gay Parrot was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 10:08 amin Gay Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Wanted: A Good Lover , Ashes to Ashes , Sex Sandals , Taking Care Of Mom , Bumper Stickers 151-165 .

8 Comments to “Gay Parrot”

• Ben says:

  November 28, 2007 at 11:55 pm

  A “gay homosexual”. Delightful.
  That’s just like saying “a white Caucasian guy”.
• danYELL says:

  May 30, 2008 at 3:13 pm

  lmao “ben” thats so true
  pretty lame joke tho…
  a bird getting hard….
  ….wooooowwww…
• you says:

  July 18, 2008 at 5:26 am

  hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• destiny says:

  January 18, 2009 at 9:30 pm

  holly s***t that is gross but FUNNY lol… rock on man
• destiny says:

  January 18, 2009 at 9:31 pm

  o… did u make this up dude thats freaken funny
• thenat says:

  July 17, 2009 at 3:37 am

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• Robert says:

  November 3, 2009 at 3:35 am

  A gay homosexual? What are you? A stupid moron? It’s obvious that the people who write some of these jokes are straight heterosexuals.
• cael says:

  February 12, 2010 at 1:08 pm

  so true robert, besides that joke is pretty old anyways and you really didn’t tell it right to begin with check your facts……