Gay Flight Attendant
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, If you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to Raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.” To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Biatch.”
What'd You Think?
(79 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)
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August 3rd, 2007 at 1:07 am
This was border line stupid!!
August 8th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
yeah sorry i have to agree, I think it was stupid
August 14th, 2007 at 10:04 am
I disagree i thought it was pretty gud lol!
August 17th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
wtf was all thAT ON BOUT IT WAS SHIT!!
August 23rd, 2007 at 3:54 pm
was that a joke?…..becuz if it was it aint funny
September 3rd, 2007 at 5:36 pm
I really enjoyed that one!
September 9th, 2007 at 3:03 am
LMOA That is funny
and soo tru srry if u dont like it but i do
Tray-up, Biatch!!!
September 15th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
this is so not funny
September 16th, 2007 at 5:25 am
Nice.
October 1st, 2007 at 11:25 pm
that’s the best I’ve heard yet
October 5th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
that sucks really bad
October 12th, 2007 at 11:30 am
SOOOOOOOOO BUT SOOOOOOOOO STUPID!!!
October 15th, 2007 at 9:32 am
I didn’t laugh, but it was funny. For those of you who don’t get it….He’s a drag queen, (Dresses like a woman and such)
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:00 am
i thought it was hilarious!
October 24th, 2007 at 1:36 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AMAZING
November 5th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
Oh wow. He’s not a DRAG queen, smart one. In America, effiminate gay guys are referred to as “queens.”
Anyway, loved the joke!
November 22nd, 2007 at 4:16 pm
it was ok it was kind of funny
November 27th, 2007 at 1:44 am
i thought it was hilarious
November 29th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
i thought this was funny
December 4th, 2007 at 10:31 am
this is the most awesome joke ever I’m going to read it to my gramma!!!!!!!!!
January 17th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
that was stupid
February 3rd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
that was a waste of my life
February 15th, 2008 at 10:07 am
It was hilarious if you dont have a funny bone in your body then obviously you wont see the humour.
February 28th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
this jokes was kinda funny but stupid at the same time
February 29th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
OMG LOL FUNNY AND DUM AT THE SAAME tImE
April 14th, 2008 at 2:42 am
xD ROFL! This is like,the best gay joke ive heard so far.KUDOS!
May 2nd, 2008 at 5:36 pm
i laugh over stupid things. that was stupid. i did not laugh. so that means it was #$%^&*@*^ retarted!
July 19th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
That’s so funny.