Gay Bar Blues
A guy comes into a bar one day and says to the bartender, "Give me eight double vodkas."
The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had a hell of a day." "Yes, I just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy comes into the bar and asks for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another eight double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn''t anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."

(100 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
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tou said it lil chunty, but one thing…I dont get it.
OOOPS!!!! I meant to say YOU, not tou. I still dont get it though
Maybe it’s not them maybe he drove them to it, you never know.
mayb but 2 have yo wife turn gay u have 2 b doin something wrong.
lmfao, that is a great joke!
all i can say is this is hilarious and sorry guys but girls just know what theyre doing. think about it, if you have a pet cat say for 20 years youre gonna know exactly how to pet them in order to make them meow…. enough said
it was brilliant, quiet unique to make up your mind and make this, 10 out of 10
yeah, im going to go out on a limb here, but im guessing tiggly DOES know how to make a cat say meow……
ross gellar anyone
hahahaha that’s a good one
that is funny as hell
Hilarious! But kinda weird ._.
bakvas
lol….cool joke
Oh man! That is funny.
Good point Bobybo, I didn’t get the Ross Gellar link until you said that. Haha.