Gay Bar Blues


A guy comes into a bar one day and says to the bartender, “Give me eight double vodkas.”

The bartender says, “Wow! you must have had a hell of a day.” “Yes, I just found out my older brother is gay.”

The next day the same guy comes into the bar and asks for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, “I just found out that my younger brother is gay too!”

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another eight double vodkas. The bartender said, “Jesus! Doesn”t anybody in your family like women?”

“Yeah, my wife…”

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8 Responses to “Gay Bar Blues”

  1. lil chunty Says:

    w0w

  2. Pinkey Says:

    tou said it lil chunty, but one thing…I dont get it.

  3. Pinkey Says:

    OOOPS!!!! I meant to say YOU, not tou. I still dont get it though

  4. Champ Says:

    :-P How can you not get it? His wife is a lesbo. Thats why he’s depressed.

  5. Sadie Says:

    Maybe it’s not them maybe he drove them to it, you never know.

  6. cindy13 Says:

    mayb but 2 have yo wife turn gay u have 2 b doin something wrong.

  7. Justin Says:

    lmfao, that is a great joke!

  8. tigglywiggly Says:

    all i can say is this is hilarious and sorry guys but girls just know what theyre doing. think about it, if you have a pet cat say for 20 years youre gonna know exactly how to pet them in order to make them meow…. enough said

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