Garden of Heden
As he drove along the highway, a guy kept seeing billboards with beautiful, tanned people and the words: Visit the Garden of Hedon. His curiosity got the best of him and he turned off the road at the entrance to the place a few miles down the road. He went inside a building marked "Registration" and saw an attractive woman sitting at a desk.
"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
"It's quite simple," said the receptionist. "This is a nudist camp. We take off all our clothes and be one with nature."
"Cool," said the guy, "count me in!" So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing: "Beware of Gays."
He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry, you've had two warnings!"
What'd You Think?
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AWWWW!! Good joke but AWWW!
lol nasty but funny
ouch it sucks to be him
id like to be that guy haha!!!
um.. there’s no freaken way i would like 2 be that guy lol thats some sick Shiz there jk lol… umm… L8R people
“you” is a homo
ITS QUITE FUNNY HOW YA’LL BE IN THE GAY JOKES SECTION,YET YOU POINT OUT WHO’S GAY AND WHO’S NOT………..GETS ME THINKING THOUGH,ARENT YOU THE ONE THAT WE SHOULD BE CURIOUS ABOUT…..I MEAN THERE ARE AMPLE OTHER JOKES BUT YOU CHOSE NOT FORCED TO GET READING THE GAY JOKES SECTION!>>>>>>JUST SAYING<<<<<<<<
Hey Madame is right I mean come on this is the GAY jokes section therefore you should already know that there will be GAY people here including me so be a little more considerate and btw so wat if “you is a homo at least he has dignity unlike a person who likes to point out gay people in a gay jokes section.
I suggest that you think before you speak people take offence to many things and wat you said was very VERY disrespectful
That’s rather funny