Game Of Intelligence
A blonde chick found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. Bored, the lawyer kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence (lawyers like easy prey). Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers he’d give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?” Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5.
The blonde then asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”
The lawyer looked puzzled. He spent nearly an hour, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls, trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
What'd You Think?
(428 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
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very funny joke very good way to scheme someone and get their money.
Very funny confidence trick:)
thias is so gay and stupid it made no sence l
Shayla, you must be very shallow.
a v nice one.need more like it
cool but um stupid
yup that is me right there ^^
this is a very good joke. maybe blondes arent so dumb after all
that is totally me lol
Shayla must be a blonde
um…..that was soooo funny! maybe she wasn’t a natural blonde! lol.
Shayla first of all there is nothing wrong with being gay second of all i agree that u must be very shallow and stupid
Hahaha! Really good .
1. Very good Joke!
2. It must be terrible to be so jealous of blondes.
Just because someone is unintelligent doesn’t mean that they are beautiful like a blonde. lol…stop being idiots.
Very funny, good one
Stupid ass funny , that makes blondes look smart in a way
Blondes are so stupid they complain when they get compliments
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good joke! jeeee jeeee!
being blonde has nothing to do to with it. It just doesn’t make sense
haha! this soooooo sounds like me!
Thats funny.
See blonbe arn’t all dumb!
Yay, blonde wins lol!
NICE 1.
not bad,
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JA GAME OF INT…..
let me put it this way…”should I agree with you this time lucy?” hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! I…. cant…. breath!!!!!!!!!
Now that’s intelligence!!
screwed lawyer…LOL
This is funny
not bad that was cool….. but it look like a scheme to me
The joke ends abruptly. The original joke has an extension
………. ……….. Now it is the second chance for the blonde. She asks him
“who is the stupidest among we two now?” The lawyer is annoyed. If he says it is he, his ego hurts. If he says it is she, it is not the true answer. Frustrated and red faced he says, “I do not know” and pays anothern 50, and shuts his mouth.
dora,dora,dora, the explora !
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im thinking……………
smart blonde
wow the number of people who dislike this joke because a blonde is smart is amazing i wonder how many people would hate me if i came up with a simallare joke about hitler and jews
person ur stupid and this joke wuz funny
ccool .
Lol, that was funny
. By the way, for you people who enjoy making fun of blondes I bet half of you ARN’T blonde and stupid…I mean look at me, i’m brunette and stupid —jokes 
, but really, be nice jeez.
Extremely noteworthy joke.
Unfortunately, everyone who reads this joke can’t be scammed this way. Unless they’re blonde.
y dznt every1 jst stop complainin n start lafin cz it iz rili fnny
LOL!!!!!!!!
kool, first lawyer/blond joke i eva saw, got 2 with 1 joke
ive heard this before
its a very inteligent joke
nice. who said blonds are stupid.
it wasn’t that funny