The following dumb laws are, or were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before you go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if you bail off and do something stupid or try using something here as a defense in court [...]
Funny State Laws In The USA
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Funny State Laws In The USA was written by F&J Staff on Monday, August 20th, 2007 at 11:44 amin Other Stuff.
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I wonder why it is illegal to play Dominoes on a Sunday, or why its illegal to sing while in a bathing suit…I am officially a criminal…..it makes you think…
a person posted this question on YAHOO! Answers, under the Politics and Government subject tag; “Did you know it is illegal to molest a butterfly in Ca. ? I responded; Moths ? I recieved an E-Mail telling me my response had been removed for a Violation, and reminding me that i could be banned from further participation. Butterflies are truely protected in CA., as are moths.
It is illegal to shoot a whale in Oklahoma!
I live in Texas and I drank 4 sips of beer while standing… Does that mean Im going to jail? :/
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ALL THESE REDICULOUS LAWS…IT CANT BE TRUE
whatabout the new law in texas. illegal to smoke a cigarrette while driving or operating equipment. effective may 2010
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‘In Logan County, it is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.’
poor sleeping beauty XD
It is illegal to get a fish drunk. goldie aint gonna be happy about this….
how do you molest a butterfly? XD
what is the missionary position?
what is the missionary position??
ummm i dnt get it i live in louisiana and i brush my teeth in skoo nd i always gargle am i going to jail just wondering!%!%!%!%!%!% lol some of these laws make no kinda cents
Illegal for women to appear unshaven in New Mexico?… wtf…
lol these cnt be true
these arent reall guys. these people are stupid and wanted to make some stuff up to laugh at your reactions..
sorry but its soo true. really.. you dont know what missionary position is?? if ever had sex.. u would know.
Ha. So is Lady Gaga gonna get arrested for singing in a bathing suit ? Why isnt Tennessee in this? XD
When where these laws made?
Are they still in effect? Cause I swear I have seen someone that was wearing pants in Tuscan, AZ.
I dont get what they are saying here -> “A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.”
Why would you tell someone your going to kill or rob or even highjack there vihicle in 24 hours!?!?!?!?!
These laws seem like they are from the old times like 50-80 years ago!
Someone PLEASE! answer me!
Are these laws in effect still?
Yes these laws are still in effect. They are actually taken very seriously. I have verified through many different channels.
Does that mean girls can’t be hairy in new mexico…? Even in the private parts..?
these are so funny! well i guess im going to jail. “It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing” definatly going to the slammer
These are so funny!!! but therr arent whales in Ohio…r therr??
I’m a criminal. Does anyone know that it is illegal to have a hippo on your roof
ha! “good thing I don’t take more than one sip on my drinks I’d be on deathrow…I’m a sraight chugger!!
These laws are actually true. Some came into affect in the early years of our country but, most of them are added in because people in the house/senate do not want a bill to be passed but because it will be they add something ridiculous to it to show they do not agree with the new law/bill at hand.
People gamble over dominos and no neighbors want to hear people sing. Actually i think most of these laws were made by severely selfish people.
Y aint Tenneesee on here
did you know in New York it is illegal for someone to sleep on top of their refridgerator outside but not inside.
i think they make these laws just to show that the government controls us..it’s all a bunch of bs..some laws seem like they’re from the 1800′s or something
hahahahahaha theses are very funny but i think they have a little attude!!!!!!!!!
not very funny i think but thats gust me hahahahahahahahaha btw i love that dress
It is not illeagle to maunlly flush toilets in wisconsin! considering eevery1 brakes the law then
haha well why aint wyoming on there? and seriously those people are selfish:p oh and also rock on metallica!!!!!!!good thing there aint any laws against em!!!!!!!!!!
why aint there anny laws agenst metallica i mean jease whats up with that and yeah there should be wyoming on here
how dont you know what the missonary position is are you crazy, mmmhhm you cant have oral sex in which state that sucks for all you horny little people hahahaha
Is this true?? this is what makes up a 1st world country, and considered the best country in the world – This stupidity!! I am shocked, i had no idea.
wow. thats dumb i must be an official criminal then. Stupid laws. malesting a butterfly honestly who would do that ! weirdos
well… I have never molested a butterfly but, one time I touched my chihuahua innapropriately. (he liked it almost as much as I did)
I enjoy streaking and skinny dipping
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really very funny jokes wait more
I molested a butterfly once, it was hung like a horsefly