Funny State Laws In The USA
The following dumb laws are, or were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before you go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if you bail off and do something stupid or try using something here as a defense in court [...]
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The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
My favorite =P
LOL. New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is death.. PRICELESS.
LMAO these are amazing!
I love them, entertainment for life, cause some people probaly did these things which is why they’re now laws lmao
crazy :]
With regard to the law against georgia state assembly members being ticketed while the assembly is in session: the same rule applies for US senate members and house members
almost all of these laws are NOT legitimate look in a law book and you can find funny laws but these are not all true
uhh wow
haha….
This crap is extremly funny!!!!! I doubt most of these are real though.
i like guys they are fun
haha stupid
These are hilarious, why do uptight people always got to RUIN the fun? Just cause you have a lame boring life doesnt mean you have to wreck it for the rest of us! C’mon live a little GAWD!!! Laugh to live && Live to laugh!!
Ahahahaaha. These are real actually. =]
LOL that is so funny
wowwwwwwww these are great. thank you very much
I don’t know if this is still a law but in az after you get arrested and released thay have to give you a horse and a gun if any of you know if this is still a law let me know
To justin yes that is still a law in az cause i was arrested in az two weeks ago for public nudity and they gave me a horse and a 9mm except they were out of horses so the gave me a zebra and i named it apples cause i like apples
My names Jeffy i like apples, can i have a hug?
lol they all real laws but i bet most of them aren’t being used any more
oh wow, missouris are simple lmao!!! i wonder if some of these are still in tact!! i am going to go to waterville maine and blow my nose on the side o the road lol
we need a new gov, these lawz r crazy! im gonna turn into a rebel
illegal to wear bullet-proof vest while commit murder? hahaha.. it will be legal to kill as long as i nude then^.^
HAHAHAHA.. In my city, Boston, it’s illegal to take a BATH unless a physician tells u to… LOL… IM A CRIMINAL !
the thing is.. i live in texas and i have the entire set of Encyclopedia Britanica… Oh well.
haha I love the New york law (•The penalty for jumping off a building is death.) EPIC
it was freakin halarios ps the 1 about the water pistol was so funny i almost p!@ed my pants
This is fred I thought that was dumb my mom is funnier then that!!!!!!
Roffl.
Where did you find these?
Halarius.
LOL!!! These r sooooo funny. So it is legal to rob a bank as long as u dont shoot someone with a water pistol!!!! CRAZY! and also what is the the point in having a death penalty for jumping off a building, wouldn’t u already be bloody dead!!!! LOL!!!!!!!
you must manually flush all urinals in a building in wisconsin…………. as opposed to what? asking them nicely lmao hahaha
Most of these are made up.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Lol! Damn I was just going to molest a butterfly in California!
would you get arrested for going doggy-style on your wife on a hospital bed in montana?
lol funny. but the ones for CA arent true
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wheres wyoming??
In Colorado Springs, CO it is illegal to have a cow or pack animal above the ground floor.
Hahaha i am from Alaska and i have seen people try and give moose booze its funny stuff!!!
These are fantastic. I love reading about these. I’m surprised i didnt see any on north carolina. We have some weird ones.
In oregon it its illegal to dry your dishes with a rag you must drip dry them
In Georgia, its illegal to have anal sex
My panties are wet
OMG New york’s last one is hysterical X)
ya its kinda funny but most of it is not true
these are peepeee…i make my own beer all the time and i live in texas! yee-haww buddy!
are you kidding me?!??!?!
IN Wisconsin all we seem to have are atomatic uranals how are to manually flush them??
LOL…………these are funny
For the Ohio one, there actually is a reason it’s illegal to get a fish drunk. Thats an explanation for a different day though.
wow.these aree gayyy!(:
lmfao(:
haha(:
wow klasse hi nice
ya umm 95 percent of these are all just made up…and its not even funny…ill read these and just be like…why waste my time reading this garbage..
ya’ll have no life,
GOODBYE