Funny Quotes
How about some funny quotes from some famous people? What's your favorite? Do you have more to add? Post them in the comments section! Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after [...]
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Alcohol the cause and solution to all of lifes problems Homer Simpson
everyones entitled to be stupid but you’re abusing the privelige!!! – unknown
(in dead silence not near chirstmas) MERRY CHISTMAS!
~andrea karbasky
to win you must first succeed, but to succeed you must first win – Nick Gutkin
Look T, I’m not gonna tell you how to raise your kid but over the years I have come to beleive that sticking your fingers in your ears and hummimg loudly solves a whole slew of problems- General Jack O’Niell.
quisiera saver quien es andrea karbasky porque yo soy miriam karbasky
The irony of life is that each age group wishes to be the other one-children want to be adults,adults want to be children.
We will not have some nosy reporter going through our files because we are the president.-Hillary Clinton
Top 10 reasons why golf is better than sex: 1. Choice of public or private courses 2. Lessons are available
“All the adversity I had in my life, all my troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me…You ma not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you.” ～Walt Disney
“Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will still land among the stars.” -Les Brown
“I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they aren’t around.” ～Charles Bukowski (1920-1994)
“I’d have to climb to the top of the roof if I was going to jump off. I’m too lazy for that kind of stuff” (I don’t know who said that!)
“Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend” ～Martin Luther King Jr.
“Problems, boy, are like skunks: you can either run away from them or confront them, but whichever you choose you will end up regretting your decision, and afterwards people will say that you stink.”
– Nell Gwynn