Funny Quotes

How about some funny quotes from some famous people? What's your favorite? Do you have more to add? Post them in the comments section! Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and [...]

Funny Quotes

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Funny Quotes was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, August 22nd, 2007 at 9:56 amin Clean Jokes, Jokes, One Liner Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , 15 Best Homer Simpson Quotes. Ever. , Top 10 Most Famous Sex Quotes , Funny Answering Machine Messages , Famous Quotes , Top 10 George Carlin Quotes Of All Time .

8 Comments to “Funny Quotes”

• darren says:

  August 23, 2007 at 4:39 am

  Alcohol the cause and solution to all of lifes problems Homer Simpson
• vala says:

  September 24, 2007 at 1:43 am

  everyones entitled to be stupid but you’re abusing the privelige!!! – unknown
• mariah says:

  October 13, 2007 at 7:49 pm

  (in dead silence not near chirstmas) MERRY CHISTMAS!
  ~andrea karbasky
• Anti Christ says:

  November 11, 2007 at 11:37 am

  to win you must first succeed, but to succeed you must first win – Nick Gutkin
• Jodie says:

  November 13, 2007 at 3:05 pm

  Look T, I’m not gonna tell you how to raise your kid but over the years I have come to beleive that sticking your fingers in your ears and hummimg loudly solves a whole slew of problems- General Jack O’Niell.
• miriam says:

  June 22, 2008 at 2:22 pm

  quisiera saver quien es andrea karbasky porque yo soy miriam karbasky
• Bukki Olujide says:

  August 15, 2008 at 9:48 am

  The irony of life is that each age group wishes to be the other one-children want to be adults,adults want to be children.
• Daniel waters (not the writer) says:

  March 18, 2010 at 12:32 pm

  We will not have some nosy reporter going through our files because we are the president.-Hillary Clinton