Comments on: Funny Fortune Cookie Fortunes

By: E2

E2 — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 02:45:56 +0000

I had one that said ” kiss the person sitting next to you”

By: Peanut

Peanut — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:44:38 +0000

Here is one:

If you grow up to be famous you ow me $100 because i totally called it!

By: fortune cookies

fortune cookies — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:55:13 +0000

Those are really funny. Can you submit them in my website: http://www.mychinesefortune.com/ ? It is a website that allow anyone to write funny fortune cookies and will be randomly selected and show it to other users.

By: krystal

krystal — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:36:46 +0000

here’s on : “Never trouble trouble till trouble trouble’s you”

By: fortunecookienotes

fortunecookienotes — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:43:30 +0000

My favorite is “don’t kiss an elephant on the lips today.” Utterly bizarre and funny at the same time.

By: BABE~GURL

BABE~GURL — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:09:25 +0000

there’s one: that wasn’t rice

By: whit

whit — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 09:00:37 +0000

another is: “and you thought that was duck”

By: Taylortumblesonpenis

Taylortumblesonpenis — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 19:00:23 +0000

Here’s One: Since you ate the egg roll, you cant say youve never tasted penis

By: girlie

girlie — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 14:29:38 +0000

haha! i love chinese food and these are hilarious but im scared to eat it now!

By: meh

meh — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:24:15 +0000

Another one that actually happened was

All your base are belong to us!