Comments on: Funny Fortune Cookie Fortunes

By: Robert

Robert — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 16:24:28 +0000

My fortune cookie was so stale that the fortune had already occured.

By: shoop-bang-flobble-wop

shoop-bang-flobble-wop — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 11:13:48 +0000

i saw one ‘that wasn’t chicken’

By: steven

steven — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 03:29:45 +0000

by the time you have finished reading this fortune you will have just noticed you wasted 10 seconds of your life

By: E2

E2 — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 02:45:56 +0000

I had one that said ” kiss the person sitting next to you”

By: Peanut

Peanut — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:44:38 +0000

Here is one:

If you grow up to be famous you ow me $100 because i totally called it!

By: fortune cookies

fortune cookies — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 19:55:13 +0000

Those are really funny. Can you submit them in my website: http://www.mychinesefortune.com/ ? It is a website that allow anyone to write funny fortune cookies and will be randomly selected and show it to other users.

By: krystal

krystal — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 16:36:46 +0000

here’s on : “Never trouble trouble till trouble trouble’s you”

By: fortunecookienotes

fortunecookienotes — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:43:30 +0000

My favorite is “don’t kiss an elephant on the lips today.” Utterly bizarre and funny at the same time.

By: BABE~GURL

BABE~GURL — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 22:09:25 +0000

there’s one: that wasn’t rice

By: whit

whit — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 09:00:37 +0000

another is: “and you thought that was duck”