Comments on: Funny Colonoscopy Comments

By: viktor.krishtofovich

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By: eash

eash — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 05:59:19 +0000

lol, really very funny. I love that

By: Judee

Judee — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 02:30:03 +0000

I had a sigmoid and when the doctor started I sang “Anchors Away”! Then I asked him what inspired him to do THAT for a living! Afterwards I asked him if is was as good for him. The nurse loved me! LOL!!!!

By: Rene

Rene — Sun, 05 Dec 2010 04:33:01 +0000

I wrote with a Sharpie on my lower back before my last colonoscopy, it read “Exit Only” with an arrow pointing down. The doc and staff seemed to enjoy it. Now I have to top that for my next one.

By: Katydid

Katydid — Thu, 28 Oct 2010 20:07:53 +0000

For months after my husband’s first colonoscopy, whenever he flatulated, he jokingly said the doctor put too much air up there and he needed to get it out. While he was still “out” after his second colonoscopy, the nurses were joking about him telling the doctor that during the procedure. On the way home, I told him how the nurses were joking, and he said he didn’t remember telling them that and was embarrassed that he had done so. We still laugh about it.

By: Joel Adler

Joel Adler — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:18:45 +0000

I always ask the Dr. to use two fingers as I want a second opinion. Later on I ask to have the TV channel changed.

By: Bill

Bill — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 05:45:03 +0000

When I was coming around from the seditive my doctor came in and just started laughing. Don’t know if I’d told him my plan was to have an NRA target printed on my buns or the fact I had worn tighty whites under my gown as a last of defiance! I’ll bet they’ve heard it all just can’t talk about it publicly.

By: Wally F

Wally F — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:24:15 +0000

Joe Boss has a very funny video on Youtube about colonoscopy,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1diuoQdf4Y

It had me laughing,
Wally

By: San Fran Sam

San Fran Sam — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 18:05:09 +0000

To summarize, sigmoidoscopies are usually done without anesthetic so it is more uncomfortable. the scope does not travel as far up the colon as for a colonoscopy.

Colonoscopies are done with what is called conscious sedation. Whether you are asleep or awake, you are basically so loopy that you don’t notice the discomfort. You are not knocked out as under a general anesthetic. A general anesthetic is more dangerous, so it is not used unless necessary, such as for surgery.

the first joke could be turned into a riddle, although only for a person’s first colonoscopy.

Doc, how is this procedure like Star Trek? You are about to go where no one has gone before.

By: Jose

Jose — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 12:57:33 +0000

Did anyone sing “The Long and Winding Road?”