Funny Colonoscopy Comments


Lucky 13, that’s just how many shocking comments this physician claimed his patients actually made while he was performing their colonoscopies. Enjoy! (Not referring to a colonoscopy that is…)

  1. “Take it easy Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before!”
  2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
  3. “Can you hear me NOW?”
  4. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
  5. “You know in Arkansas we’re now legally married.”
  6. “Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?”
  7. “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”
  8. “Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
  9. “If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”
  10. “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
  11. “You used to be an executive at Enron didn’t you?”
  12. “God, Now I know why I am not gay.”
  13. “Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is in fact not up there.” (our favorite)

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10 Responses to “Funny Colonoscopy Comments”

  1. Krish Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 3:27 am

    pls do some homework b4 putting these jokes up - the patient is given high dose of sedatives and the procedure is carried out while he is unconscious… its easier to laugh when made-up jokes are believable.

  2. glynn Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 4:14 am

    its still funny. god. the last one was the best though.

  3. Tahnee Says:
    December 22nd, 2007 at 3:58 am

    Krish, make sure your information is correct before you correct someone yourself. The patient is not always unconscious for this procedure. Sometimes, yes, but not all the time.

  4. Krish Says:
    December 25th, 2007 at 8:17 pm

    damn! now I feel like a wise guy! thanks for the correction. appreciate it. guess experience varies from person to person… Have a Happy New Year Tahnee! Hope you have a year filled with laughter!!

  5. Susan Says:
    December 28th, 2007 at 1:21 pm

    Krish…you are so wrong…..one does not get sedation before having a colonoscopy….at least no one that I have talked to and had it done has…..been there…..done that

  6. sniff Says:
    December 29th, 2007 at 10:43 am

    lol, there funny.

  7. Hater Alert Says:
    January 8th, 2008 at 11:53 am

    Haha That Was Pretty Funny…

  8. snorider323 Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 11:39 am

    the last one is the best

  9. Dr. Rodger Xavier Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    Reminds me of how Obama must be feeling this month and next as the Jerimiha ‘Bullfrog’ Scope keeps being twisted during the continual proding.

  10. Goblin Punch Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 3:37 pm

    Ouch. I bet Krish must be a bit embarassed. Personally I would like the sedation. Might be a guy with big hands.

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