Funny Church Signs
The following church signs are, supposedly, actual signs that were put up. See, even God has a sense of humor. Eh?
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OMG, the best one about screaming in bed is from the church next door to my house!
LOL! HAHAHA THOES ARE FUNNY
Why dont the church get rid of these boards anyway
that is friggen halrious
i think the “scare the hell out of you” one is pretty freakin funny
I’m with Sa;;y, Scare the HELL outta you is the funniest one
this is faf lol
this is hilarious lol
the funniest to me is on your knees is the best position come on now the church should know better than that at least they should if teenagers are in their church. but funny none the less
the knee one cuz im dirty minded
i can appreciate these…. im an aethiest and i find christianity retarded
I’m sorry I just don’t think of the first one as funny. I myself am an aethiest, and I am proud of myself. I do not understand that this “god” stuff could be possible. It defies all mathematical and scientific laws, even the laws of physics. Therefore it is not possible for the bible to be true. The scientific theory of how the world began proves much much more believable because it is actually possible. Prove that god is real. That’s right, Christians! I didnt capitalize his name!!!! I do agree with Anti Christ.
hahahahahahahahah!now why would a church put a sign up talking about the best position is on your knees.now they mind was in the gutta.imma pray for them.
Wow Nique, you’re overanalyzing this…
And by the way, I find these ones funny. I’m not religious by the way, not an aethiest either. I don’t accept the different religions but am open to them. I forget what that’s called though.
ummm Nique how does God defy the laws of physics? Oh and your suppose to capitilize God because it’s a name not for any religious reason. For example you wouldn’t write the God Zeus it would be the god Zeus.
best church sign I’ve ever seen said “Sign broken, Message inside”
ha ha ha! -.- dumbasses
Well for me following a religion is like living on borrowed ideas. That too borrowing it from people who borrowed it from someone else who also borrowed it. Blah blah blah. I am not a thiest or an athiest just because i don’t even know if the concept of god exists or not. prove the authenticity of either version and may be i’ll start believing. Till then churches can put up signs for me to laugh at them
fricking hilarious!!!! “on your knees” lolz hahahahaha
poor, poor nique…… and antichist, u say ur name was. Listen, its all cool and hip to ridicule away God’s existence, but I’ll advise u as a concerned fellow human that just because u can’t understand something doesn’t make it less real
p.s. I’m sure less people around the world really understand scientific laws than those who humbly feel that there is a being bigger than they are
Haha you silly church lol silly god
lmao i loved the on your knees one& the ohh gawd in bed lol
>_> and ima aethiest
buhh lol i still think the first one is pretty retardly funny becuz only christans would try to pull that line off.
Perhaps they need to read ‘how to follow Jesus without embarrassing God’ by Tony Campolo.
God is not understood by those who receive their knowledge from man’s knowledge-physics, mathematical equations, or the like. He is praised by the lips of children- God is understood by the simple people, those who live from the heart, not from the brain. You must be like a child in order to enter Heaven. Try, for a moment, to really open your heart. You might be surprised..you have to give it a genuine try. God is real, more real than anything. I’ll pray for you.
Blessed you left out the part that says:
God is not understood by those with rational thought.
Of course the most hostile are the Athiests, the ones embarrassing the rest of their religion are the radical Christians, & the Agnostics are the apparent peace makers. yay!