Funny Church Signs
The following church signs are, supposedly, actual signs that were put up. See, even God has a sense of humor. Eh?
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August 1st, 2007 at 3:47 pm
OMG, the best one about screaming in bed is from the church next door to my house!
September 5th, 2007 at 7:32 am
LOL! HAHAHA THOES ARE FUNNY
September 11th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Why dont the church get rid of these boards anyway
September 13th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
that is friggen halrious
September 21st, 2007 at 10:52 am
i think the “scare the hell out of you” one is pretty freakin funny
October 1st, 2007 at 3:20 pm
I’m with Sa;;y, Scare the HELL outta you is the funniest one
October 4th, 2007 at 1:08 pm
this is faf lol
October 4th, 2007 at 1:09 pm
this is hilarious lol
October 4th, 2007 at 2:44 pm
the funniest to me is on your knees is the best position come on now the church should know better than that at least they should if teenagers are in their church. but funny none the less
November 8th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
the knee one cuz im dirty minded
November 11th, 2007 at 2:39 pm
i can appreciate these…. im an aethiest and i find christianity retarded
November 21st, 2007 at 11:29 am
I’m sorry I just don’t think of the first one as funny. I myself am an aethiest, and I am proud of myself. I do not understand that this “god” stuff could be possible. It defies all mathematical and scientific laws, even the laws of physics. Therefore it is not possible for the bible to be true. The scientific theory of how the world began proves much much more believable because it is actually possible. Prove that god is real. That’s right, Christians! I didnt capitalize his name!!!! I do agree with Anti Christ.
December 5th, 2007 at 11:59 am
hahahahahahahahah!now why would a church put a sign up talking about the best position is on your knees.now they mind was in the gutta.imma pray for them.
January 5th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Wow Nique, you’re overanalyzing this…
And by the way, I find these ones funny. I’m not religious by the way, not an aethiest either. I don’t accept the different religions but am open to them. I forget what that’s called though.
January 11th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
ummm Nique how does God defy the laws of physics? Oh and your suppose to capitilize God because it’s a name not for any religious reason. For example you wouldn’t write the God Zeus it would be the god Zeus.
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:07 am
best church sign I’ve ever seen said “Sign broken, Message inside”
April 15th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
ha ha ha! -.- dumbasses
June 6th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Well for me following a religion is like living on borrowed ideas. That too borrowing it from people who borrowed it from someone else who also borrowed it. Blah blah blah. I am not a thiest or an athiest just because i don’t even know if the concept of god exists or not. prove the authenticity of either version and may be i’ll start believing. Till then churches can put up signs for me to laugh at them
June 26th, 2008 at 12:02 am
fricking hilarious!!!! “on your knees” lolz hahahahaha