Funny Church Signs


The following church signs are, supposedly, actual signs that were put up. See, even God has a sense of humor. Eh?

Atheists Don’t Exist - Church Sign

Screaming Oh God in bed doesn’t make up for not going to church

On your knees is the best position to be in - church sign

Read the bible, it will scare the hell out of you.

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19 Responses to “Funny Church Signs”

  1. Nihilady Says:

    OMG, the best one about screaming in bed is from the church next door to my house!

  2. Will Says:

    LOL! HAHAHA THOES ARE FUNNY

  3. malteseken Says:

    Why dont the church get rid of these boards anyway

  4. ana Says:

    that is friggen halrious

  5. Sally Says:

    i think the “scare the hell out of you” one is pretty freakin funny

  6. JamessheA Says:

    I’m with Sa;;y, Scare the HELL outta you is the funniest one

  7. silly sausage Says:

    this is faf lol

  8. silly sausage Says:

    this is hilarious lol

  9. tiffanee Says:

    the funniest to me is on your knees is the best position come on now the church should know better than that at least they should if teenagers are in their church. but funny none the less

  10. BABE~GURL Says:

    the knee one cuz im dirty minded

  11. Anti Christ Says:

    i can appreciate these…. im an aethiest and i find christianity retarded :D

  12. Nique Says:

    I’m sorry I just don’t think of the first one as funny. I myself am an aethiest, and I am proud of myself. I do not understand that this “god” stuff could be possible. It defies all mathematical and scientific laws, even the laws of physics. Therefore it is not possible for the bible to be true. The scientific theory of how the world began proves much much more believable because it is actually possible. Prove that god is real. That’s right, Christians! I didnt capitalize his name!!!! I do agree with Anti Christ.

  13. shakeria Says:

    hahahahahahahahah!now why would a church put a sign up talking about the best position is on your knees.now they mind was in the gutta.imma pray for them.

  14. Luke Says:

    Wow Nique, you’re overanalyzing this…

    And by the way, I find these ones funny. I’m not religious by the way, not an aethiest either. I don’t accept the different religions but am open to them. I forget what that’s called though.

  15. random guy Says:

    ummm Nique how does God defy the laws of physics? Oh and your suppose to capitilize God because it’s a name not for any religious reason. For example you wouldn’t write the God Zeus it would be the god Zeus.

  16. LadyRavn Says:

    best church sign I’ve ever seen said “Sign broken, Message inside”

  17. Osama Bin Hidin Says:

    ha ha ha! -.- dumbasses

  18. Drunken munkee Says:

    Well for me following a religion is like living on borrowed ideas. That too borrowing it from people who borrowed it from someone else who also borrowed it. Blah blah blah. I am not a thiest or an athiest just because i don’t even know if the concept of god exists or not. prove the authenticity of either version and may be i’ll start believing. Till then churches can put up signs for me to laugh at them

  19. =P Says:

    fricking hilarious!!!! “on your knees” lolz hahahahaha

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