Funny Answering Machine Messages
Working in the collection business (loans), I often come across some pretty funny answering machine messages (along with a share of rude messages too). At any rate, here's a few good ones you might consider using. You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, [...]
Funny Answering Machine Messages


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Pretty good =) some might be serious though =S
I FREAKING PISSED MY SELF LOL THESE ARE GOLDEN!!!!
IM GONA HAVE TO USE A COUPLE OF THOSE MESSAGES 2 FUNNY
im definetly useing those ones
these are really funy
Hehe, I liked the last one
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