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	<title>Comments on: Fun With Cops</title>
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		<title>By: Systemshocker540</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/fun-with-cops.html/comment-page-1#comment-31758</link>
		<dc:creator>Systemshocker540</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Mar 2011 03:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>basically reading through all these, they&#039;re funny, but if you DID try those on the police, GUARANTEED you WILL get a &quot;Disorderly Conduct&quot; charge and maybe a permanent record of being arrested for said crime</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>basically reading through all these, they&#8217;re funny, but if you DID try those on the police, GUARANTEED you WILL get a &#8220;Disorderly Conduct&#8221; charge and maybe a permanent record of being arrested for said crime</p>
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		<title>By: Bender</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/fun-with-cops.html/comment-page-1#comment-31665</link>
		<dc:creator>Bender</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Mar 2011 15:45:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Funny as crap but kids never do this at home</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny as crap but kids never do this at home</p>
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		<title>By: Tyler</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/fun-with-cops.html/comment-page-1#comment-31181</link>
		<dc:creator>Tyler</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jan 2011 21:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think these are stupid and pointless you will just get in more trouble for doing this. If you do any of these either you have no life or your rich and don&#039;t have another to spend your money also if you were to move to take something from a cop you can get a disorderly. These &quot;jokes&quot; should never have benn posted.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think these are stupid and pointless you will just get in more trouble for doing this. If you do any of these either you have no life or your rich and don&#8217;t have another to spend your money also if you were to move to take something from a cop you can get a disorderly. These &#8220;jokes&#8221; should never have benn posted.</p>
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		<title>By: Roy</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/fun-with-cops.html/comment-page-1#comment-29605</link>
		<dc:creator>Roy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Sep 2010 18:07:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Once when pulled over for speeding, I pretended to be deaf so the cop wrote on his note pad, &#039;licence and regerstration please&#039;. I looked at if for a moment and motioned to him to borrow my his pen... he did so. I wrote on the bottom, &quot;I also can&#039;t read&quot; and gave it back to him. He was stumped for a moment. I laughed. He looked at me and said... &quot;Very funny&quot;.  I said to him, &quot;now that I have made you smile, how about no ticket?&quot; He still gave me one though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Once when pulled over for speeding, I pretended to be deaf so the cop wrote on his note pad, &#8216;licence and regerstration please&#8217;. I looked at if for a moment and motioned to him to borrow my his pen&#8230; he did so. I wrote on the bottom, &#8220;I also can&#8217;t read&#8221; and gave it back to him. He was stumped for a moment. I laughed. He looked at me and said&#8230; &#8220;Very funny&#8221;.  I said to him, &#8220;now that I have made you smile, how about no ticket?&#8221; He still gave me one though.</p>
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		<title>By: Nat</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/fun-with-cops.html/comment-page-1#comment-28687</link>
		<dc:creator>Nat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 00:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Omg I have tears in my eyes hahahahahahaha</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Omg I have tears in my eyes hahahahahahaha</p>
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		<title>By: mike</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/fun-with-cops.html/comment-page-1#comment-25269</link>
		<dc:creator>mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i have tried some of these. i did it just to see there exspressions</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i have tried some of these. i did it just to see there exspressions</p>
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		<title>By: isaiah parham</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/fun-with-cops.html/comment-page-1#comment-24303</link>
		<dc:creator>isaiah parham</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ask him if hes that guy from the village people</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ask him if hes that guy from the village people</p>
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		<title>By: ash</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/fun-with-cops.html/comment-page-1#comment-22966</link>
		<dc:creator>ash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 13:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>cop: you were speeding im gonna have to give you a ticket
you: well you get one for keepin up with me</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>cop: you were speeding im gonna have to give you a ticket<br />
you: well you get one for keepin up with me</p>
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		<title>By: :P</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/fun-with-cops.html/comment-page-1#comment-16982</link>
		<dc:creator>:P</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2009 14:16:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow freaking halarious</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow freaking halarious</p>
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		<title>By: Brittany</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brittany</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 20:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow that was hilarious imma have to try some of this stuff  !!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow that was hilarious imma have to try some of this stuff  !!!</p>
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