Fun With Cops
So you're bored? How about some games you can play with your local law enforcement? Bonus points if you can do any of these without getting hit over the head with a nightstick. Double bonus if you can do all of these without getting the death penalty. Ask him what he is doing out so [...]
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nonsense… not that funny.
That was AMAZING.
I couldn’t stop laughing.
Since I just got my liscence, and know I will be caught doing what I shouldn’t be doing soon, I think I might just have to use this.
officer: “Sir your eyes are red, have you been drinking?”
you: “officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eatting donuts?”
Officer: “Sir your eyes are red, are you high?”
You: “Sir you’re fat, does that mean you’re a pig?”
i christian this joke dangerous…. i choked laughing, pissed myself, and fell off my chair…. yep my pay was docked today. holy sh*t though… that was the best joke i’ve ever heard in my life
OMFG HAHAHAHAH LOL! love it.
I liked the first two better
My favorite was the breathing foward one.
i laughed for five minutes at the window one. lol! I might just do that.
wow that was hilarious imma have to try some of this stuff
wow that was hilarious imma have to try some of this stuff !!!
wow freaking halarious
cop: you were speeding im gonna have to give you a ticket
you: well you get one for keepin up with me
ask him if hes that guy from the village people
i have tried some of these. i did it just to see there exspressions
Omg I have tears in my eyes hahahahahahaha
Once when pulled over for speeding, I pretended to be deaf so the cop wrote on his note pad, ‘licence and regerstration please’. I looked at if for a moment and motioned to him to borrow my his pen… he did so. I wrote on the bottom, “I also can’t read” and gave it back to him. He was stumped for a moment. I laughed. He looked at me and said… “Very funny”. I said to him, “now that I have made you smile, how about no ticket?” He still gave me one though.
I think these are stupid and pointless you will just get in more trouble for doing this. If you do any of these either you have no life or your rich and don’t have another to spend your money also if you were to move to take something from a cop you can get a disorderly. These “jokes” should never have benn posted.
Funny as crap but kids never do this at home
basically reading through all these, they’re funny, but if you DID try those on the police, GUARANTEED you WILL get a “Disorderly Conduct” charge and maybe a permanent record of being arrested for said crime