Fun Things To Do While Driving
Got a boring road trip somewhere in the near future? Tired of the same old monotonous drive every morning to work or school? How about bringing some excitement, not only to your drive - but to others! Here are some fun things to do while driving, in case you get bored...
- Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
- Ask old people in nice cars for Grey Poupon.
- At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
- Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
- Throw Spam. You know... the stuff in the can.
- Get in the fast lane and gradually ... slow ... down ... to a stop. Then get out and watch the cars. Throw the Spam at them.
- Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
- Laugh a lot. A whole lot. Hysterically. Borderline asphyxia.
- Eat food that requires silverware. Eat it elegantly.
- Pass cars, then slow down. If they pass you, pass them back. Repeat.
- Sing without having the radio on. Make sure you're into it.
- Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.
- Honk frequently without motivation. Totally random. It's fun. Promise.
- Wave at people often. If they wave back, get angry and make an obscene jesture.
- Let pedestrians know who's boss. But do it in a non-going-to-jail kinda way.
- Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look. Someone's after you!
- Restart your car at every stop light. You can't help if it stalls right?
- Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly. Caress them. You love them. They love you.
- Two words: Chicken suit.
- Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window. Act like you do it every day. You're not littering if they aren't.
Feel free to add your own below in the comments... come on - all the cool kids are doing it. See you on the streets (if you're not lucky).
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Shoot chavs with a paintball gun =D
Throw a partially eaten burrito out of your window at a motercyclist, and cry after he punts your dog over a bridge.
while in the passenger seat if u have a sunroof(moonroof) stick your hand out of it and wave to people and count how many people wave back and how many people give you a dirty look I got 12 waves and 6 dirty looks
One Thing – WATER GUN!
Buy a jelly fish and…wait…buy loads of jelly fish and then…. then throw them on the road see how many people avoid them!
Leatherface mask…
If you have a sunroof, try to stand and drive with your head out of the sunroof. It’s hard, but it is funny for other people to see.
While going down a highway, if you see somebody coming up the ramp to get on, pull up next to them and don’t let them get over. They will have to go up the next ramp.
When you see a squirrel run across the street, instead of avoiding it, TRY to hit it AT ALL COSTS. You can also try to hit deer if you see them hanging out in a field.
Stick your head out when you get close to a telephone pole while driving by, that way we can eliminate the idiots who are entertained by this article and increase the collective IQ of the country.
keep tomatoes ketchup sachets with you, while driving, lob one at thecars windows,
take a dump in ur pants and offer hitch hikers rides places. lock the doors and roll up the windows and use the lock button. then tell them how rude it is of them to stink up your car after offering to help them out. then tell em u forgive them and pretend to get lost and make them suffer longer.
well your in the passanger seat, sing to the car next to you at a red light, if they look at you wierd roll up and down the window making different face expressions. see if the other cars sing with you, its really fun.