Comments on: French Jokes (Couldn’t Resist)

By: Loree

Loree — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:47:42 +0000

Another thing…July 4th, 1876, America’s 100th birthday….the French sent over a fantastic gift……The Statue of Liberty. Via la France!

By: Loree

Loree — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:43:54 +0000

I don’t think these jokes are funny. Frenchmen are the most romantic in the world…ask any woman….their country gives us the Louve Museum, finest perfumes in the world, fashion, gourmet food and best of all French actor Gerald Depardieu and French actress Catherine Deneuve.

By: qwerty

qwerty — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 04:05:06 +0000

callum prob wanted sum black or jewish joke … rite callum? seriously get ova urself

By: Tiffany

Tiffany — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 04:23:40 +0000

omg you people are so fckn stupid its a joke just laugh or dont read em if ur affended,jesus fkn christ what lil babys

By: Callum

Callum — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 22:56:01 +0000

You know, this is not funny. I am French, I find this very offending.

By: sowseydawg

sowseydawg — Tue, 10 May 2011 01:31:15 +0000

The french are COWARDS

By: Sgt Paddy Kelly, US Spec Ops

Sgt Paddy Kelly, US Spec Ops — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 03:33:11 +0000

Unforunate that the majority of these “jokes” posted are from Yanks and deal with the subject of French bravery. The Frogs were in the First and Second WW’s long before we showed up. And oh yeah, remind me again who sent a fleet to rescue and push over the the top the little skirimish in the south against Burgoine? Classic American wit(less).

By: frenchie

frenchie — Fri, 31 Dec 2010 04:21:28 +0000

Sorry but i find none of these jokes funny apart from this one: Q: Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.” Im french, so yeah sorry to be a party pooper but thoses questions/answers things sucks, it ain’t funny at all…

On the other hand i loved the quotes! most of them were really good: “Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that’s because it was raining.” ~ John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.
anyways have a good new year’s eve people!

PS: and for god’s sake stop saying that frenchs are gay, be honest with yourselves you’re just jealous we invented sex during day, lingerie, and we represent romanticism. it’s okay one day maybe America will understand
ahah cheers

By: mediator

mediator — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 03:02:45 +0000

OK eveyone chill out.
I personally find the jokes funny.
however they’re all just jokes for fun.
there is no need to get personal. we’re just laughing at some history, but we’re all allies when it gets down to business.

PS I respect the opinion of the soldiers saying to lay off.
thank you to the soldiers of all nations that have served and are serving in today’s conflicts.

By: boy hows english but has lived in france for 5 yers

boy hows english but has lived in france for 5 yers — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 13:00:10 +0000

they arnt gay !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at all!!!!!!