Comments on: French Jokes (Couldn’t Resist)

By: eviltumy

eviltumy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:11:15 +0000

there favorite song before being declared war on is…why cant we be friends the color of ur skin dont matter to me as long as we can live in harmony.

By: drummer grl

drummer grl — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:46:38 +0000

Idk. I just
Ike the quotes Conan O’Brien is my hero. Lenos ok I gess )

By: ruben220276

ruben220276 — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 07:30:40 +0000

To the American:

America does not owe anyone. France helped in the American Independence(from the British); America helped in WWII. The slate is clean.
The French are so coward that during WWII, apart from their North African territories, all had fallen under Vichy govt. They suck from fear even thousands of miles away.

By: USMC

USMC — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:26:27 +0000

The French are weak. The Marines are strong. Semper FIdelis.

By: Me

Me — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 23:14:17 +0000

Why are there so many tree-lined roads and leafy avenues in Paris?
Because Germans like to march in the shade.

By: U.S. Soldier

U.S. Soldier — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:37:55 +0000

Coming from the battle field of Afghanistan and worked some french Soldiers, i don’t find those jokes funny. They are as good as we are, so who ever came up with those jokes need to grow up. As American we need to leave the french alone with jokes related to their army and start focusing on those that are killing our sons, daughters, sisters and friends, there are the ones that make fun fun of us while drinking tea over there…

By: lol

lol — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 17:31:12 +0000

these jokes are funny and so true

By: The Joker

The Joker — Thu, 21 May 2009 14:33:12 +0000

I think I laughed at the two first jokes, then it just got old. It’s like the extremely old joke here (Sweden) that’s like

Q: what goes and goes but never gets to the door?
A: the clock

Q: what goes and goes but never gets to the door?
A: grandad who’s stuck with his pants in the roof

Q: what goes and goes but never gets to the door?
A: the hamster in the hamsterwheel

they go on and on forever. I don’t mean the answers, I mean the jokes. get new material.

By: GoUSA!

GoUSA! — Tue, 19 May 2009 01:28:29 +0000

Hahaa, so funny!

By: karl saunders

karl saunders — Fri, 08 May 2009 05:54:42 +0000

the jokes are too funny and amusing…while some of it may be true,others are too exagerated and outright false…im neither a french nor an american but to call the french pussies and surrendering monkeys just because of world war II is too much…you guys ever heard of the free french forces?well even the brits makes use of their colonies to fight their wars..if the french were really the people you believe them to be they would not be one of the worlds richest and most powerful countries.