Comments on: French Jokes (Couldn’t Resist)

By: Casey

Casey — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:08:11 +0000

mj– lol @ this is not true.

Here’s two examples for you–

Out of all the countries that started revolutions, France was the only one whose changed -nothing- in the end. (Historic Fact)

After continually being the ones to violently seek revenge against Germany, first in the Treaty of Versailles (eventually resulting in Hitler taking over Germany as a result of unfair rules set by said treaty) and then in the Munich Conference, they surrendered promptly when Germany finally invaded.

AP World History– So enlightening.

By: Casey

Casey — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 23:05:01 +0000

As for Sid from India, I have to explain–

The French aren’t peaceful, they’re just useless.

By: Nate

Nate — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 22:58:25 +0000

france only had 1 war hero, joan of ark, and they sold her to the enemy and napolian wasnt even french he somehow becae the ruler of france so for all of you ignorant pices of ****

By: fyunchclick

fyunchclick — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 02:19:32 +0000

I’ve heard that are at least 7 ways to say “surrender” in french, maybe someone can enlighten us ? But it’s the fate for all the countries that hire mercs (or legionnaires) do do the fighting for them…Can you name the others ?

By: mj

mj — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:37:21 +0000

This is so untrue! your jokes are not funny at all. French army is as good as we are ! this is a small country with a big past they know wars better than we do and before the united states were on the map so stop there guys, stop making fun of them and relax.You sould think about the loss of our people in those fu***g wars…

By: batman

batman — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:58:59 +0000

What do you call a french army? target practice

By: eviltumy

eviltumy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 10:11:15 +0000

there favorite song before being declared war on is…why cant we be friends the color of ur skin dont matter to me as long as we can live in harmony.

By: drummer grl

drummer grl — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:46:38 +0000

Idk. I just
Ike the quotes Conan O’Brien is my hero. Lenos ok I gess )

By: ruben220276

ruben220276 — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 07:30:40 +0000

To the American:

America does not owe anyone. France helped in the American Independence(from the British); America helped in WWII. The slate is clean.
The French are so coward that during WWII, apart from their North African territories, all had fallen under Vichy govt. They suck from fear even thousands of miles away.

By: USMC

USMC — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 03:26:27 +0000

The French are weak. The Marines are strong. Semper FIdelis.