Fortune Teller

Golfer: "Are there golf courses in Heaven?" Fortune Teller: "I have good news, and I have bad news..." Golfer: "What's the good news?" Fortune Teller: "The good news is that Heaven's golf courses are beautiful beyond anything you could imagine!" Golfer: "How could there be any bad news with that?" Fortune Teller: "You have a [...]

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Fortune Teller was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 10:52 amin Golf Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Chinese Fortune Cookie Gone Wrong , Funny Fortune Cookie Fortunes , Baseball In Heaven , Special Ball , A Round Of Golf On Christmas Morning .

4 Comments to “Fortune Teller”

funforall says:

September 20, 2007 at 4:07 pm

bollocks i don’t even get it
Wolf Child says:

October 19, 2007 at 10:15 am

He’s gonna die….What’s not to get?
fortunecookienotes says:

April 7, 2008 at 3:48 pm

don’t get it either. hm.
ash says:

June 25, 2008 at 12:16 pm

sucked bye now suckish website

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