Fortune Teller

Golfer: “Are there golf courses in Heaven?”

Fortune Teller: “I have good news, and I have bad news…”

Golfer: “What’s the good news?”

Fortune Teller: “The good news is that Heaven’s golf courses are beautiful beyond anything you could imagine!”

Golfer: “How could there be any bad news with that?”

Fortune Teller: “You have a tee-time at 8:30 tomorrow morning.”

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