Fortune Teller


Golfer: “Are there golf courses in Heaven?”

Fortune Teller: “I have good news, and I have bad news…”

Golfer: “What’s the good news?”

Fortune Teller: “The good news is that Heaven’s golf courses are beautiful beyond anything you could imagine!”

Golfer: “How could there be any bad news with that?”

Fortune Teller: “You have a tee-time at 8:30 tomorrow morning.”

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4 Responses to “Fortune Teller”

  1. funforall Says:

    bollocks i don’t even get it

  2. Wolf Child Says:

    He’s gonna die….What’s not to get?

  3. fortunecookienotes Says:

    don’t get it either. hm.

  4. ash Says:

    sucked bye now suckish website

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