Fortune Teller

Golfer: "Are there golf courses in Heaven?"

Fortune Teller: "I have good news, and I have bad news..."

Golfer: "What's the good news?"

Fortune Teller: "The good news is that Heaven's golf courses are beautiful beyond anything you could imagine!"

Golfer: "How could there be any bad news with that?"

Fortune Teller: "You have a tee-time at 8:30 tomorrow morning."

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Fortune Teller was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 10:52 amin Golf Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Chinese Fortune Cookie Gone Wrong , Funny Fortune Cookie Fortunes , Baseball In Heaven , Special Ball , A Round Of Golf On Christmas Morning .