For Sale: Bird Dog Pups (Available Soon)


If you know anybody interested in bird dog pups, let us know. I’m not exactly sure how long these animals take to gestate (that means ’give birth’ for those readers that’ll might actually get this joke) - but they’ll probably be available soon.

Bird Dog Humping A Duck

I’d imagine they’ll be pretty awesome duck retrievers too, just take a look at the blood line.

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For Sale: Bird Dog Pups (Available Soon) was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, January 17th, 2008 at 11:46 am. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Pictures. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  The Nonconformist Bird (Moral),  Some Random Short Riddles,  One Liners 91-100,  The Pessimist And A Dog,  Brain Sale.


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15 Responses to “For Sale: Bird Dog Pups (Available Soon)”

  1. RAD19 Says:
    January 17th, 2008 at 11:56 am

    NASTY Dx

  2. Kris Says:
    January 17th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    amusing and disturbing at the same time.

    wow.

  3. Pen!s Says:
    January 19th, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    Reminds me of the porn i create

  4. sniff Says:
    January 26th, 2008 at 4:56 pm

    Fail!! that’s not how dogs do the deed! that’s a sign of dominace, thats why they humps small children’s legs, start at the lower end of the pack and build up. gah!

  5. Jiya akhtar Says:
    January 26th, 2008 at 9:35 pm

    Very disturbing

  6. samatha Says:
    January 30th, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    oh , come on now . It’s just plain funny!!!!!

  7. spicebabe Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    its disgusting

  8. AJ Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 12:58 am

    This is obviously photoshopped, and just plain gross.

  9. potawamia Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 9:12 pm

    THIS IS VERY DISTURBING! AND ITS VERY STUPID. BUT IT DOES LOOK LIKE SOMETHING MY BRO WOULD DO!

  10. amanda Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 10:27 pm

    That’s seriously nasty

  11. Jonathan Says:
    February 22nd, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    You replyers are weard its just a joke haha hehe get it you take it to personaly i thought it was preety good :-)

  12. willybob Says:
    February 28th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    yeah this is pretty funny

  13. they call me the Nutkracker Says:
    March 15th, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    disgusting

  14. Elfaraan Says:
    March 16th, 2008 at 7:44 pm

    O.O*BLINK*

  15. bob Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 11:39 pm

    omggg lmfao i had to look at this a few times to make sure i was seeing the right things hahahaha what a picture.

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