Football Finally Makes Sense
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tightpants and all the big muscles, but... I just couldn't understand why they were all killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

(247 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
hahahahahaha i like it!
it was funny….made me laugh.
haha shes retarded
that reminds me of a girl i know
That was funny blondes are
Pretty Funny
That was hilarious who made it up
I don’t get it
what happened to the cents
omfg u blonds!!! they flip a quarter to see who gets the ball first and then the ball is given to the quarteback who is the person who throws the ball to someone who is open to catch the ball. And if the other team tackels the quarterback then he cant pass the ball and that counts as a down.
snorider323…Dude it’s a joke…Not real…Are you blonde yourself?
that was funny in a sad way
lol snorider323 you make me laugh it’s just a joke
dats a really gud one blonds r really dumb
This one us super funny
That is one dumb fricking blonde lol !!!!!!!!!
omg! this was sooooo funny
snorider323 are you blonde? duh its just a joke.
Snorider didnt wrong. He just tried 2 fuckn explain this joke for those blondes
Lol, football doesn’t make sense to me either
OMG!! That was funny!!!
funny joke, but blonds need ta get ova da jokes an non-blonds need ta quit makin bad posts at da blond posters
all i see on dis site is people fightin on da posts, quit it an just enjoy da jokes motha fukkas =D
good one
heehee!!
too funny, too funny
Lol 4
im blonde nd i tink is funy?
(btw i av a gr8 memory!wait wat am i
doing here?? ahh well might aswell roll wi it)
yeay ino like omg?
that was pretty funny!
lol it makes sense
that joke is weird wat is a quarterback! it’s a refund yeah ?
ffffff*************ck
niceeeee
LOL!!!!
Just like my Friends!