Football Finally Makes Sense


A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tightpants and all the big muscles, but... I just couldn't understand why they were all killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

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Football Finally Makes Sense was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, December 6th, 2007 at 10:57 amin Blonde Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , My Wife Has No Sense Of Humor , Zoo Sense , An Elderly Couple Finally Tying The Knot , Bush Signs Kyoto Protocol (Finally) , Lance Armstrong Finally Busted .


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