Football Finally Makes Sense
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right at the fifty yard line. It was exciting too, a real nail biter. After the game, he asked her if she had a good time.
“Oh, I really liked it,” she replied, “especially the tightpants and all the big muscles, but… I just couldn’t understand why they were all killing each other over 25 cents.”
Dumbfounded, her date asked, “What do you mean?”
“Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like…Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!”
What'd You Think?
(114 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)
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December 7th, 2007 at 5:40 am
hahahahahaha i like it!
December 7th, 2007 at 10:03 am
it was funny….made me laugh.
December 7th, 2007 at 11:07 am
haha shes retarded
December 7th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
that reminds me of a girl i know
December 9th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
That was funny blondes are
December 11th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Pretty Funny
December 18th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
That was hilarious who made it up
December 19th, 2007 at 5:50 pm
I don’t get it
December 20th, 2007 at 9:46 am
what happened to the cents
January 15th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
omfg u blonds!!! they flip a quarter to see who gets the ball first and then the ball is given to the quarteback who is the person who throws the ball to someone who is open to catch the ball. And if the other team tackels the quarterback then he cant pass the ball and that counts as a down.
March 31st, 2008 at 11:55 am
snorider323…Dude it’s a joke…Not real…Are you blonde yourself?
April 20th, 2008 at 1:06 am
that was funny in a sad way