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Five Kinds of Sex

The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honey-moon, you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The second is Kitchen Sex. This is at the beginning of the marriage, you'll have sex anywhere, anytime, even in the kitchen. The third kind is Bedroom Sex. You've calmed down a bit, perhaps have kids, [...]

Five Kinds of Sex

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Five Kinds of Sex was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 2:34 pmin Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , New Trainset , Needs , Male / Female Translator , Choo Choo Train Delay , Divorced Barbie .

2 Comments to “Five Kinds of Sex”

Emms says:

October 25, 2007 at 6:41 pm

this is a crack up. Great
Mo says:

July 16, 2008 at 10:53 am

Wow, that was really sad.

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