Female to Male Translation

What a woman says:
“This place is a mess! C’mon, you and I need to clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you’ll have no clothes to wear if we don’t do laundry right now!?”

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

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Female to Male Translation was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 2:33 pm. It was filed under Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Talking Parrots With Foul Mouths,  Pickup Line Responses,  Female Reindeer,  Women Can Be Cruel Sometimes,  New Teacher.