Female Reindeer
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer loose their antlers at the beginning of each winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all the way around the world in one night and not get lost!
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yea right a women coundnt get out of the north pole without getting lost
Maybe, but the difference, Xac, is while we may get lost, we will also stop and ask for directions. A man would just go around in circles till his wife tells him to pull over, and ask for directions. At least a woman would get there.
who ever wrote this is on the naughty list who calls santa a FAT ASS and gets away with it?
A lot of people do
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lol
SANTAS A FAT RETARD WITH VOCAL PROBLEMS
SO ARE YOU ANTI CHRIST
Hah, just remember, the MAN was driving and the women where doing all the work. LIKE IT SHOULD BE!