Female Compassion


A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The first woman said, “Have you ever had a hug?” The man said “No,” so she gave him a hug and walked on.

The second woman said, “Have you ever had a kiss?” The man said, “No,” so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The third woman came to him and said, “Have you ever been screwed?” The fellow said, “No.” She said, “You will be when the tide comes in.”

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Female Compassion was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, August 26th, 2007 at 10:02 am. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Female Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Talking Parrots With Foul Mouths,  Female Reindeer,  Pickup Line Responses,  Women Can Be Cruel Sometimes,  Moose Hunting.


11 Responses to “Female Compassion”

  1. shekhar Says:
    August 30th, 2007 at 4:37 am

    nice one

  2. hailie Says:
    September 9th, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

  3. nothing Says:
    September 9th, 2007 at 5:16 pm

    very funny

  4. fdklsdkfm Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 4:50 am

    now thats gud

  5. Modi Says:
    September 17th, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    hahah heehehe! he sure will be!

  6. man's man Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 9:21 am

    this an old ass joke with the man/woman parts reversed

  7. lauren Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 4:15 pm

    thats sad

  8. Anti Christ Says:
    November 11th, 2007 at 5:06 pm

    thats so mean

  9. vern curtis Says:
    November 27th, 2007 at 8:35 pm

    Just so so.

  10. wat Says:
    March 9th, 2008 at 11:01 am

    why have the jokes been changed ?

    the original joke was …when the woman with no arms and legs said she hadnt been screwed…the guy picked her up and threw her into the sea..and said now ur screwed!

    why are u butchering all the jokes

  11. smiley Says:
    April 24th, 2008 at 1:18 pm

    yah its good but ive always heard it reversed (chick with no arms…ect…)

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