Female Compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The man said, "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said, "Have you ever been screwed?" The fellow said, "No." She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."
What'd You Think?
(59 votes, average: 4.32 out of 5)
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nice one
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
very funny
now thats gud
hahah heehehe! he sure will be!
this an old ass joke with the man/woman parts reversed
thats sad
thats so mean
Just so so.
why have the jokes been changed ?
the original joke was …when the woman with no arms and legs said she hadnt been screwed…the guy picked her up and threw her into the sea..and said now ur screwed!
why are u butchering all the jokes
yah its good but ive always heard it reversed (chick with no arms…ect…)
no offense, but whoever wrote this took the original and made it a bit worse
sad