Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service
Around 150 years or so ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator named Alan Pinkerton for protection - marking the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that date, Federal police authority has grown in depth, scope, and to a large number of multi-letter agencies - CID, OSI, NIS, FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc. Recently, due in large part to the September 11th tragedy, we now we have the "Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service."
I can see it now, just visualize... highly trained men and women... in their black outfits... with agency initials in large white letters across their backs: "FATASS" - I feel safer already, don't you?

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Very very funny….
I feel so much safer flying now….
Maybe they should change the names lol.
trash,bore!
the should change it too
N.I.G.G.E.R
if they did that, i can only think of one thing it would mean, probably because i cannot be assed thinking another one…
Norwegions
In
Glue
Get
Emergency
Rations
it doesnt fit the theme, but, imagine if it was actually a relief plan for an exploding glue factory in Norway?