Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service


Around 150 years or so ago, President Lincoln found it necessary to hire a private investigator named Alan Pinkerton for protection - marking the beginning of the Secret Service. Since that date, Federal police authority has grown in depth, scope, and to a large number of multi-letter agencies - CID, OSI, NIS, FBI, CIA, INS, IRS, DEA, BATF, etc. Recently, due in large part to the September 11th tragedy, we now we have the “Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service.”

I can see it now, just visualize… highly trained men and women… in their black outfits… with agency initials in large white letters across their backs: “FATASS” - I feel safer already, don’t you?

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3 Responses to “Federal Air Transportation Airport Security Service”

  1. Dee Says:

    Very very funny…. :D I feel so much safer flying now….

  2. JR Says:

    Maybe they should change the names lol.

  3. Black Mamba TruAfrican Says:

    trash,bore!

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