FBI Assassin
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testings were done three finalists remained. Richard, Sam and Jane were to be given a final test.
For the final test, the FBI agents took Richard to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find Betty, your wife, sitting in a chair. Kill Her!” Richard said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.” The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.”
Sam was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Sam came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent said “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally it was Jane’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband Bob. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood Jane, wiping the sweat from her brow. “The gun was loaded with blanks” she said. “I had to beat him to death with a chair.”
What'd You Think?

(42 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
August 23rd, 2007 at 9:47 pm
i dont get it
August 24th, 2007 at 7:23 pm
AHAHAHAHAHA! she killed him anyways. der! she’s not suppose to! she’s just suppose to have the guts to kill him.
September 13th, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Hilariousss
September 24th, 2007 at 11:04 pm
hahahha! heard this one before!
September 28th, 2007 at 9:48 am
haha! That’s pretty funny!
September 30th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
i heard it the other way around-still a gr8 joke
October 25th, 2007 at 6:28 am
LMAO! poor guy…
October 27th, 2007 at 11:22 pm
FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!!
November 1st, 2007 at 9:25 am
heard it but still funny
November 12th, 2007 at 8:53 pm
lol i too hav herd it b4… still funny
April 24th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
hilarious!!! but poor bob!
June 2nd, 2008 at 9:19 am
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~~~
crazily funny~
September 22nd, 2008 at 8:16 am
Women!!!!!
October 6th, 2008 at 5:35 am
Ho ho ho,bob must be a real real bad husband,n finally jane had a way to kill him legally;)
October 6th, 2008 at 10:19 am
hmmmmm cheating bastard…what comes around goes around