Fastest Mobility Scooter Ever

A young hotshot lawyer went out and bought the fastest car in the world, the new SSC Ultimate Aero, for a cool $750,000. It was a nice day outside, so he took the car for it's first drive on the street. As he stops at a red light, an old man on a mobility scooter rodes [...]

Fastest Mobility Scooter Ever

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Fastest Mobility Scooter Ever was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, November 6th, 2008 at 3:17 pmin Clean Jokes, Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Old Guy On A Moped And A Ferrari, A Witty Young Trial Lawyer, Last Request, Who’s Cows?, A Lawyer’s Deal With The Devil.

11 Comments to “Fastest Mobility Scooter Ever”

• stephanie says:

  November 7, 2008 at 7:27 pm

  dat wuz soooooooooooooo STUPID!
• Bella says:

  November 8, 2008 at 9:50 pm

  omg poor guy!! :/
• 19RAD says:

  November 13, 2008 at 9:35 pm

  LOL !
• Sid says:

  December 27, 2008 at 1:40 pm

  poor poor guy..
• Me says:

  January 8, 2009 at 4:56 pm

  That as hilarious. I love it.
• Kieron says:

  January 8, 2009 at 8:37 pm

  ha ha ha ha great stuff!!!!!! lololololololololololol
• not telling says:

  February 2, 2009 at 2:31 pm

  this was almost as crappy as the jokes about Obama
• :P says:

  March 18, 2009 at 10:36 am

  WOW that was funny! rofl ×P
• Africano says:

  May 4, 2009 at 5:32 am

  not so bad,but i expected a better ending for such a well crafted joke
• Brent says:

  July 22, 2009 at 11:38 pm

  whats the point
• Chiquilla says:

  August 31, 2009 at 2:27 pm

  lmao that was funny poor old man though