A teacher asked her students to use the word FASCINATE in a sentence.

Marta said, My family went to the Louisville Zoo, and it was fascinating to see all the animals.

The teacher said, That was good, but I wanted the word FASCINATE.

Sarita raised her hand.

She said, My family went to the Cincinnati Zoo and I was fascinated by the animals.

That’s good, too, said the teacher, but I wanted the word FASCINATE.

Little Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher hesitated because Johnny was noted for his bad language, but surely he couldn’t damage the word fascinate, so she called on him.

Johnny said proudly, My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight!

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