Farts Defined
Art Fart
It's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.
Arrogant Fart
When you think your farts don't stink.
Assault Fart
A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.
Tire Fart
You can't control the blow out.
Beer Fart
These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer.
Jail Fart
Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and [...]


(17 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)
its ummmm ok! they forget my fav-silent but violent! and gravy stain! not that i do any of them!
what about the pregnant lady farts? they REALLY stink!!
What about dog farts?