Farting Pills, Or Not


An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - “Doctor, I don’t know what the problem is, but I’ve been farting all the time. It’s not really a problem socially because they don’t make any noise and don’t smell. I just can’t stop farting all the time. In fact, since I’ve been standing here I must have farted at least 20 times.”

“No kidding…” says the doctor with a bit of an upturned nose. The doc says “I’ve got just the stuff.” and gives her some pills. “Here take these for 10 days, then return for a followup appointment.”

So she takes the pills and returns 10 later as instructed. Infuriated, she confronted the doctor. “What kind of medicine is this? I’m still farting just as much! They still don’t make any noise, but now they stink terribly!”

The doctor nodded, “Great, now that we’ve your sinuses cleared up, we’ll work on your hearing next!”

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12 Responses to “Farting Pills, Or Not”

  1. Sherry Says:

    Nice joke

  2. jen Says:

    ahaha this is funny but kinda lame as well

  3. azn boi Says:

    That joke was ass

  4. jack hillman Says:

    it was rubbish

  5. Dr. Rodger Xavier Says:

    Those same pills are available at Walgreens for only $4.00. As far as the hearing I recommend those strategic cornacopia’s.

  6. hannah Says:

    that’s a cool name, rodger, but you’re a loser

    that joke didn’t rly make any sense tho if you think about it…

  7. Fagwzor Dinkeldoo Says:

    Awsome ^^

    It was funny :]

  8. sandee Says:

    sorry but it was predictable at the 1st part/fart part…sorta took the bang outta it

  9. sandee Says:

    …but it was a good one

  10. sandee Says:

    …but it was a good one…pfffffft

  11. weezy jeff baby Says:

    I gotta tell that one to birdman!

  12. Black Mamba TruAfrican Says:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ffffffffunny it was. and clean as well.

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