Farting Pills, Or Not
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him - “Doctor, I don’t know what the problem is, but I’ve been farting all the time. It’s not really a problem socially because they don’t make any noise and don’t smell. I just can’t stop farting all the time. In fact, since I’ve been standing here I must have farted at least 20 times.”
“No kidding…” says the doctor with a bit of an upturned nose. The doc says “I’ve got just the stuff.” and gives her some pills. “Here take these for 10 days, then return for a followup appointment.”
So she takes the pills and returns 10 later as instructed. Infuriated, she confronted the doctor. “What kind of medicine is this? I’m still farting just as much! They still don’t make any noise, but now they stink terribly!”
The doctor nodded, “Great, now that we’ve your sinuses cleared up, we’ll work on your hearing next!”
What'd You Think?
(182 votes, average: 3.49 out of 5)
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March 13th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Nice joke
March 13th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
ahaha this is funny but kinda lame as well
March 14th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
That joke was ass
March 17th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
it was rubbish
March 18th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Those same pills are available at Walgreens for only $4.00. As far as the hearing I recommend those strategic cornacopia’s.
April 4th, 2008 at 2:18 am
that’s a cool name, rodger, but you’re a loser
that joke didn’t rly make any sense tho if you think about it…
April 6th, 2008 at 1:53 am
Awsome ^^
It was funny :]
April 10th, 2008 at 11:01 am
sorry but it was predictable at the 1st part/fart part…sorta took the bang outta it
April 10th, 2008 at 11:08 am
…but it was a good one
April 10th, 2008 at 11:09 am
…but it was a good one…pfffffft
April 17th, 2008 at 10:00 am
I gotta tell that one to birdman!
April 23rd, 2008 at 4:47 am
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ffffffffunny it was. and clean as well.