Farting Pills, Or Not
An elderly lady goes into the doctor and tells him – “Doctor, I don’t know what the problem is, but I’ve been farting all the time. It’s not really a problem socially because they don’t make any noise and don’t smell. I just can’t stop farting all the time. In fact, since I’ve been standing here I must have farted at least 20 times.”
“No kidding…” says the doctor with a bit of an upturned nose. The doc says “I’ve got just the stuff.” and gives her some pills. “Here take these for 10 days, then return for a followup appointment.”
So she takes the pills and returns 10 later as instructed. Infuriated, she confronted the doctor. “What kind of medicine is this? I’m still farting just as much! They still don’t make any noise, but now they stink terribly!”
The doctor nodded, “Great, now that we’ve your sinuses cleared up, we’ll work on your hearing next!”
What'd You Think?
(288 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)
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Nice joke
ahaha this is funny but kinda lame as well
That joke was ass
it was rubbish
Those same pills are available at Walgreens for only $4.00. As far as the hearing I recommend those strategic cornacopia’s.
that’s a cool name, rodger, but you’re a loser
that joke didn’t rly make any sense tho if you think about it…
Awsome ^^
It was funny :]
sorry but it was predictable at the 1st part/fart part…sorta took the bang outta it
…but it was a good one
…but it was a good one…pfffffft
I gotta tell that one to birdman!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ffffffffunny it was. and clean as well.
ha ha cute.
that joke was lame!
awsome that is hilerious
lol
well for me its funny
eww lol
quite funny..hehe
Lol