Farting Competition


A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks, “What in the world was that?”

The man says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead, seven to nothing.”

A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her, “What was that?”

She replies, “Touchdown, tie score.”

The man lays there for about ten minutes trying to work another one up. He tries so hard that he craps all over the bed.

The wife asks, “Now what in the world was that?” He replies, “Half time. Switch sides.”

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Farting Competition was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, September 13th, 2007 at 1:27 pm. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Farting Pills, Or Not,  Competition,  Farting Granny,  Fart Your Guts Out,  LoL’ers - Dude Arrested For Farting On Cop.


23 Responses to “Farting Competition”

  1. Alecia Turk Says:
    September 13th, 2007 at 1:40 pm

    I love this one! It made me crap myself.

  2. curlyqputter Says:
    September 14th, 2007 at 8:59 am

    loved it– been married to the world’s proudest farter!!

  3. Nicole Says:
    September 15th, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    thats so nasty but funny

  4. noone Says:
    September 15th, 2007 at 11:18 pm

    thats stupid

  5. Candace Says:
    September 16th, 2007 at 2:17 am

    ahaha thats funny. its sick, funny, and wrong all at the same time.

  6. Pinkey Says:
    September 16th, 2007 at 5:29 pm

    My dad and his girlfriend are also proud farters!!! :)

  7. Modi Says:
    September 17th, 2007 at 4:39 pm

    LMFAO!!! After reading previous jokes i ddnt think id find a single funny one! this caught me by surprise! :D

  8. les Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 3:58 am

    that is halorious

  9. nate Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 12:55 pm

    thats pretty good

  10. eme galloway Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 2:03 pm

    hahaha sooooo not funni

  11. girl Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 8:15 pm

    that’s disgusting.

  12. Joyce Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 5:00 am

    That’s a gem !!! An absolute corker!!
    THAT joke bought a smile to my face… ;D

  13. funforall Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 4:20 pm

    2 “girl” and “eme galloway”, get a life it wus funi

  14. Yuiko Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 6:56 pm

    Very funny. The half time switch sides made me laugh.

  15. nikki Says:
    September 28th, 2007 at 7:11 am

    NICE ONE THAT WAS WELL FUNNY
    X

  16. Aquaterry Says:
    October 2nd, 2007 at 8:18 am

    hilarious, even my teacher thought it was funny

  17. Amy Says:
    October 7th, 2007 at 2:25 am

    to girl if u did not find it then y did u say “hahahaha” surly that mean ur laughing???

  18. Jamie Says:
    October 11th, 2007 at 12:48 am

    this joke is so white! =P

  19. Rusty Says:
    October 19th, 2007 at 4:45 pm

    Oh wow. i laughed so hard my co-workers stared at me like i was insane

  20. Lil Chunty Says:
    October 25th, 2007 at 11:18 am

    th@ waz s0 funny 1t waz c00!!

  21. Kris Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    5/5!!!

    XD

  22. Hatim Says:
    March 2nd, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    eewwwwwwwwww, gross

  23. bob Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 12:28 am

    hahahahahahahahahahaha half time! switch sides ROFL

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