Farting Competition
A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks, "What in the world was that?"
The man says, "Touchdown, I'm ahead, seven to nothing."
A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her, "What was that?"
She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."
The man lays there for about ten minutes trying to work another one up. He tries so hard that he craps all over the bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?" He replies, "Half time. Switch sides."
What'd You Think?
(108 votes, average: 4.44 out of 5)
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I love this one! It made me crap myself.
loved it– been married to the world’s proudest farter!!
thats so nasty but funny
thats stupid
ahaha thats funny. its sick, funny, and wrong all at the same time.
My dad and his girlfriend are also proud farters!!!
LMFAO!!! After reading previous jokes i ddnt think id find a single funny one! this caught me by surprise!
that is halorious
thats pretty good
hahaha sooooo not funni
that’s disgusting.
That’s a gem !!! An absolute corker!!
THAT joke bought a smile to my face… ;D
2 “girl” and “eme galloway”, get a life it wus funi
Very funny. The half time switch sides made me laugh.
NICE ONE THAT WAS WELL FUNNY
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hilarious, even my teacher thought it was funny
to girl if u did not find it then y did u say “hahahaha” surly that mean ur laughing???
this joke is so white! =P
Oh wow. i laughed so hard my co-workers stared at me like i was insane
th@ waz s0 funny 1t waz c00!!
5/5!!!
XD
eewwwwwwwwww, gross
hahahahahahahahahahaha half time! switch sides ROFL
disgusting
That was funny! =) But it is gross in reality because who would wanna fart in front of your wife and then crap on the bed… I know it’s a joke but i’m just saying in reality it would be disgusting. =)
lol! tht was funy! XD
lol!!! hilarious!!
i actually laughed!
ROFL!!! XDDD