Farting Competition


A man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the man cuts a fart. His wife rolls over and asks, “What in the world was that?”

The man says, “Touchdown, I’m ahead, seven to nothing.”

A few minutes later the wife lets one loose. The man says to her, “What was that?”

She replies, “Touchdown, tie score.”

The man lays there for about ten minutes trying to work another one up. He tries so hard that he craps all over the bed.

The wife asks, “Now what in the world was that?” He replies, “Half time. Switch sides.”

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23 Responses to “Farting Competition”

  1. Alecia Turk Says:

    I love this one! It made me crap myself.

  2. curlyqputter Says:

    loved it– been married to the world’s proudest farter!!

  3. Nicole Says:

    thats so nasty but funny

  4. noone Says:

    thats stupid

  5. Candace Says:

    ahaha thats funny. its sick, funny, and wrong all at the same time.

  6. Pinkey Says:

    My dad and his girlfriend are also proud farters!!! :)

  7. Modi Says:

    LMFAO!!! After reading previous jokes i ddnt think id find a single funny one! this caught me by surprise! :D

  8. les Says:

    that is halorious

  9. nate Says:

    thats pretty good

  10. eme galloway Says:

    hahaha sooooo not funni

  11. girl Says:

    that’s disgusting.

  12. Joyce Says:

    That’s a gem !!! An absolute corker!!
    THAT joke bought a smile to my face… ;D

  13. funforall Says:

    2 “girl” and “eme galloway”, get a life it wus funi

  14. Yuiko Says:

    Very funny. The half time switch sides made me laugh.

  15. nikki Says:

    NICE ONE THAT WAS WELL FUNNY
    X

  16. Aquaterry Says:

    hilarious, even my teacher thought it was funny

  17. Amy Says:

    to girl if u did not find it then y did u say “hahahaha” surly that mean ur laughing???

  18. Jamie Says:

    this joke is so white! =P

  19. Rusty Says:

    Oh wow. i laughed so hard my co-workers stared at me like i was insane

  20. Lil Chunty Says:

    th@ waz s0 funny 1t waz c00!!

  21. Kris Says:

    5/5!!!

    XD

  22. Hatim Says:

    eewwwwwwwwww, gross

  23. bob Says:

    hahahahahahahahahahaha half time! switch sides ROFL

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