Herman and Martha were happily married for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband's habit of breaking wind nearly every morning as he awoke. The noise would always wake up Martha and the smell would cause her eyes to water as she would choke and gasp for air. [...]
Fart Your Guts Out
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Fart Your Guts Out was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, August 15th, 2007 at 10:11 amin Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Male Jokes.
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gross
This is definately near the top of my all-time favorites list. Seriously split my side a bit reading that for the first time.
i agree with marie it’s kinda gross but stil HILLARIOUS
still laughing after 5 mins of reading the joke
it is funny friggen lov it
thats so gross turkey guts in a mans pits!!
this is funny at first, but then disturbing at last
Haha Funny! Gonna do it to my b/f HA!
That was laugh out loud funny xD
This was such a long joke which was not even funny. What a waste of time.
hehe thats so good
Eeewww!!!! So good, so much details…soo gross! =D Good Job!
at first.. it was funny like heck.. but at the end.. it became.. utterly disgusting..
no offence to the people who like this mind.. =D
I laughed so hard i cried, my stomach hurt, and it took me so long to read could not stop laughing, loved the laugh,good one!
EWWWW!!!!! LOL!!!!
that so sickly yet so funny at the same time