Fart To The Beat

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize ... you need to fart. The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down... and [...]

Fart To The Beat

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(325 votes, average: 4.39 out of 5)

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Fart To The Beat was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 at 5:30 pmin Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Fart Your Guts Out , Look Both Ways Before You Fart , Farts Defined , Beethoven’s Death , It’s The Dog’s Fault, I Swear! .

30 Comments to “Fart To The Beat”

• Kaylee says:

  January 28, 2009 at 5:46 pm

  This is such a funny joke. I laughed my butt off! The people who made this joke are genuises at making jokes.
• Danielle says:

  January 30, 2009 at 6:49 pm

  HAHAHHAAA ! omg sooo funy.
• Oh Yeah says:

  January 31, 2009 at 4:26 am

  Not bad, but not great
• Giant says:

  January 31, 2009 at 9:18 am

  hahaha,, that was heavy!!!!
• robson says:

  February 2, 2009 at 8:52 am

  great joke , was stressed but now lm ok , thanks
• Tayo says:

  February 2, 2009 at 9:35 am

  That was a very good one. I laughed so much!
• Fredric says:

  February 2, 2009 at 8:15 pm

  This joke “stunk”
• jon says:

  February 3, 2009 at 6:13 am

  very good 9/10
• Mrs. Rainbow says:

  February 4, 2009 at 8:51 am

  ha ha. wow me and my friend laughed our butts off XD i liked it :]
• ZEZO says:

  February 4, 2009 at 9:05 am

  i didnt get that!!
• ZEZO says:

  February 4, 2009 at 9:06 am

  loooooooooooooool oh i read it again. hahahahaha how could i not get it
• crystal says:

  February 4, 2009 at 9:57 am

  this was so funny hahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
• FunnyBrew says:

  February 4, 2009 at 10:14 am

  Yummmie!
• bill says:

  February 5, 2009 at 1:36 pm

  ONE OF THE BEST JOKES I HEARD

  HHHHHHAAAAAA
  peace
• mysteriousmist says:

  February 7, 2009 at 10:15 am

  nice joke..put a smile on my face..i rate it.. 7/10
• pandora says:

  February 10, 2009 at 4:12 am

  LOLZ……………..
• jessica morales says:

  February 10, 2009 at 12:48 pm

  wow i was in class and started laughing out lound and the whole class looked at me. then everyone came to see and all of them laughed too. it was really funny. thanks for making my day =)
• jamie dunne says:

  February 11, 2009 at 8:57 am

  this i jokes lol
• Richboy says:

  February 22, 2009 at 9:01 pm

  funny but kinda stupid
• IrritatedOyster says:

  February 25, 2009 at 10:53 pm

  LOL!!
• hey_monday says:

  February 27, 2009 at 2:50 pm

  ok, i have to admit this one was really good.
  :] HAHA.
• miranda says:

  March 5, 2009 at 6:46 pm

  that was so funny
• Cheesemaster says:

  March 21, 2009 at 7:13 pm

  oh shit thats embarrising… but funny
• Alison says:

  March 28, 2009 at 9:51 pm

  Lol!!!!!!!!!! hahahahaha
• a person says:

  May 27, 2009 at 7:25 pm

  srsly, how did irritatedoyster get an icon?
• that kid says:

  July 11, 2009 at 4:06 pm

  lmho that waz funnyyyy
• lLiilLoO says:

  October 2, 2009 at 7:14 pm

  ROFL daht waz funny
• josh says:

  October 24, 2009 at 11:42 pm

  Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i couldnt breath
• red says:

  December 28, 2009 at 10:54 am

  SO GLAD IT WASN’T ME
• Blarg says:

  September 23, 2010 at 9:13 am

  lol that akshuly happened 2 1 of mah frends XD