The Riddle:
A farmer has to transport a fox, a goose and a sack of grain across a river. The boat is so small that there is room only for him and one of the others at a time, but if he leaves the fox and goose together the fox will kill the goose, and if [...]
Farmer And A Fox
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Farmer And A Fox was written by F&J Staff on Monday, August 13th, 2007 at 1:04 pmin Riddles.
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this is so stupid i got the riddle so easily and whats with all the dying and the gay made up answers? you people are stupid. This riddle was so easy.
what dumbass farmer owns a fkin fox i say shoot the fox then tak the goose and then the grain makes life muuuuuch easier
the farmer kills himself the fox eat the goose and the grain is the end
Hmmmm theres a game called runescape that is just like this, a quest called recruitment drive and you must carry a fox, grain, and goose over a bridge but you can because you will way to much you must find a way
get a bigger boat…
ok here it is once and for all
for the person who said everybody dies
and the person who said everybody is set free and lives
i like that its simple and its good
as for those people who want to know why a farmer would have a fox… its probably a silver fox they sell the furs for big$$ but why its not dead i dont know
oh and the person who said”its simple take the fox then the goose then the grain” while the fox was being taken over the goose ate the grain and so the farmer takes the goose over and returns to get another sack of grain but when he returns he finds the fox has eaten the goose and run off it just wont work
just go with the answers provided i mean the first few responses were decent but as they go on they get more and more retarded
If you shoot everything, then theres no point of transporting, a dead fox and goose and a sack of grain with holes in it, after that, kill yourself because your gonna starve in the winter =/
Lonette geese cannot fly for very long, just like a chicken can’t. and eastman they’re not dead.
thooooooooo tere oper kuta
well the farmer should just walk with animals and put them on a lead befor they go or take one at a time.
i dont get how a farmer would have a fox, some fox’s eat ppl
i rake the leaves then go home and take a dump
THE END.
i poop
me 2
and i eat it
and i eat leftryhvd’s feces
Farmer takes the fox and leaves on the other side. Rows back, takes grain and leaves on other side with fox. Rows back and takes goose. Simple. Only three trips.
> > > > goose eats grain.
> > > fox eats goose.
> > farmer eats fox.
> farmer goes home.
maybe he should just get a bigger boat.
I feel so stupid and confused right now….wooooow……lol
The Farmer takes the goose over then goes back and takes the fox then drops the fox off bringing to goose back then drops the goose off and picks up the corn, brings the corn across goes back and gets the goose
come on you guys i am sixteen years old this riddle is easy as hell… Jesus Christ
this is easy the farmer takes the goose therefore the fox wont eat the goose. and the goose wont eat the grain.
take goose, then take grain and let goose eat it,then fox and fox eats goose. farmer kills fox and make sum kind of fur with it or he can sell it and make money !!! and thats only 3 trips. or let a hitman take car of the farmer and the goose,fox can do wat ever the hell they want with the grain.
SO SIMPLE QUESTION!! I’ve heard it so many version….hahaha…lol ^^
wht kind of farmer is that?
never mind the farmer..what the hell is a fox good for on a flipin farm?
my dad told me this when i was young, only it was fox, chicken, and chicken feed. anyway, the way i solved it was to dump the feed in the boat bottom, stuff the bird in the feed sack, and transport all three in one trip.
why not eat all of them???
Farmer , fox, goose and grain goes in the boat.. Farmer is gay remember!!
put them each in a sack and bring them over duh!!! lol!!!
hey……it mus be too difficult for d farmer to take 2 or 3 journeys…
its better if he cooks the goose and fox…its dat dereitself….
n shud take the grain along wid him in the boat….
its so simple…..
farmer is gay right so farmer fucks th fox than takes the grain across
fox so embarrassed to eat the hen , farmer then takes the fox then come back n take the hen
ok ths is really soooo easy !!!! i mean waht whas that person thinkin i told ths ridddle to my 4 year old bro and he solved it dude he was like oh htas aaaeasy u kill em all
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE RADICALEST RIDDLE IV EVER HEARD OF OK I KINDA GOT TO GO SLEEP MAN IVE BEEN UP WORKING ON MY STUPID PROJEXT FOR THIS COMPANY I TOLD MY WIFE IM BEAT UP SO GNITE
Its easy.
Take the goose 2 the other side
take the grain over but take the goose back.
take the fox over and leave it with the grain
then go bac and get the goose
der!!
Im pretty sure you could fit a 30 lbs fox, a 50 lbs of grain, a 10 lbs goose ,and a 180 lbs Farmer into one boat…for a combined total of 270 lbs…smack the fox around if he tried to eat the goose..tape the goose’s mouth shut..
One, I would shoot the fox, cook the goose, make beer with the grains, and then sail to the other side drunk and stuffed.
I like the first anwser. Because you have to use your brain which alot of you are not doing!
if they are all togother at the start, whats the big deal about having them apart on the boat and what happens when you get to the other side..he should just build a bridge..also foxs DONT eat people your thinking of the boogyman
I heard a different version with a rabbit, lettuce and a fox =S and you weren’t allowed a fourth journey just three! but i couldn’t figure it out, it does seem a lot easier with a goose though seeing as it can just swim by the boat, the version i heard was probably wrong….
First of all what is it with people saying they take a crap then eats it? it a joke not a tell all about disgusting things.
(sigh) c’mon people
Now u get the goose to fly and u, the fox, and the grain go over. farmer pushing the boat is….well unethical.