Farmer And A Fox
The Riddle: A farmer has to transport a fox, a goose and a sack of grain across a river. The boat is so small that there is room only for him and one of the others at a time, but if he leaves the fox and goose together the fox will kill the goose, and [...]
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the farmer puts a muzzle on both the fox and the goose 2 make things easy.
the farmer kills the goose so he only has to take over the fox and the grain
the farmer kills himself. then yhe fox kills the goose and the grain survives lol
since Geese can fly let the goose fly and tie the grain to his back and take the fox over
just put the fox in the sack wit the grain….
BUT THE GOOSE AND FOX WILL RUN AWAY! lol
goose eat grain, farmer eats goose, farmer and fox goes over.
leave the fox and the grain and take the goose first.
dahh
Build a bridge.
Let the gose eat the grain and then let the fox eat the goose abd viola there you have it all three in one trip
FARMER KILZ HIMSELF.. GOOSE EATS GRAINS, FOX EATS GOOSE AND FOX THEN STARVES..
RESOLUTION: EVERYONE DIES! LOL
farmer kills him self then goose flies away and the fox runs off. the grain is used to soak up the farmers blood latter by the police…..
wow this is so gay
i got it in like 6 seconds
and i have like 14 alternate
the farmer eats the grain and takes the goose and then takes the fox…
let the goose eat the grain, the fox eat the goose, and the farmer can do wutever the hell he wants with the fox as he crosses the river!
Easy i come over kill the farmer blow the head of the fox take the goose home in the boat cook the goose and eat it 4 my tea and we all live happly aver after
lmfao pmsl hahaha
i think its a trick question
why doesnt he just walk around the lak????? i mean it easier ………. DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why the hell would a farmer have a fox?
Well the goose can eat the grain then swim over, while the farmer takes the fox over on the boat. Then when they get to the other side the farmer can give goose an operation to take the grain out it stomach, and that means he only had to make one trip over. See Clever!!
duh i got that in like 2 seconds this is dum P.S why would afarmer fox ho yay danielle that a stupid idea,why would he do a operation .
THE REASON THE FARMER DIEZ IS BECAZ HEZ TRYING TO CUT THE GOOSE ALIVE WITH A SHARP KNIFE AND THEN THE GOOSE KICKED HIM AND THE SHARP KNIFE GOZ RIGHT INTO HIS HEART.
THE FARMER IS STUPID AND GOEZ WAC AND THEN HE WAS RUNNING AROUND WITH A SHARP KNIF AND POKED HIS EYE OUT THEN HE WAS DEAD
ALL OF THESE REPLIES ARE DEFINITLY GAY I dont think
i understood one bit of it
whats with all the blood and guts answers..it was only a simple riddle..answers been given lol.
noobs
you all are stupid its an easy riddle with an answer why try to further decode it. the blood and guts is so retarded
and i agree
why would the farmer have a fox
well the man can throw the fox to the other side
then throw the bag of grain over and then throw
his own stubby self and then tell the goose to
fly its not that hard…depending on how far it
is to the other side, but it didnt say anything
about that…SO MY ANSWER STILL COUNTS!!!!!!
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate vannessa,ilove another girl now.hear that van!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why???????????????????????????????????????????????????????/
if you take the goose and leave the fox and grain and then go back get the foxand take back the goose thenget the grain take it there and go back and get the goose. its so easy people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1st takes goose goes back
2nd takes grain takes goose back with
3rd takes fox with goes back
4th takes goose
he kills himself..the pressure got to him! the end..
bahaha.
this is gayy.
i got it right.
only cause i have read it before.
Fox and the Farmer.
they couldnt have thought of anything better than that.
bahaha.
put tape around the foxs mouth then take the grain to the other side then the goose then the fox. if it didnt have tape on its mouth it wudve killed the farmer
1st The farmer will eat the grain
2nd The farmer will kill the goose
3rd The farmer will kill the fox
1st The farmer will eat the grain
2nd The farmer will kill the goose
3rd The farmer will kill the fox
1 the goose eats the grain
2 than the fox eats the goose so the farmer can take over all of them
why does a farmer have a fox anyway? its stupid!
The farmer comes out of the closet, OMG hes a homo
says the fox, The fox is hung for discrimination
the goose who loves the fox, takes there grain children (adopted)
to his hanging, the grain take a keg of paracetomol and cut thier wrists
sadly the grain could not be recussitated
The goose, Crippled by grief can no long afford the rent and starts whoring on the block.
making ends meet when ever she can, see’s an oppurtinity too make a whole yen i one night, it’s a trap, the goose is violated and ashphyxiated.
everyone laughs at riddles at the funeral and calls the guy that invented this riddle on a phone and say. Excuse me, Your mum is dead, she was found int’ woods wee knickers daan err legs like, Everyone laughs as a total loser crys over the phone, thus once again the world is saved by a really cool guy called steven hawkings
Goodnight and Godspeed.
That aint the way this went down. Here’s the truth.
The Farmer isn’t really a farmer he’s a dentist with a beastiality fetish, he tried it on with me and threatened to take all my teeth out so i could go down on him – i told him i wasn’t in the mood – understandably. Then he tried to kidnap stella – (stella’s the goose) and have his wicked way with her. He got her to the other side of the river in the boat and slipped her one. stella went ape and fired an egg at him, which knocked him into the boat. Me and stella then added water, sugar and yeast to he grain and made some real strong ale. We necked the lot smoked crack and did crystal meths on the river bank.
Unsuprisingly, i didn’t do very well and the job interview the following day!
Duh y da yell all dis dumbo’s givin dumb answers when dere is just 1 simple answer
well it sooooo obvious dat the answer is given as option 1…… y r all u guys trying to wreck ur brains out………….
Ps:
this applies to all those who have brains…..thanx
BBQ the goose, cook the grain, eat them all and then cross the river with the fox. LOL
well take fox then grain then bludy goose how it hard u lot tryin to make it funny and u all suk at it and u not doin rite u cant wiv dis 1 guys god. poor farmer he probly like why oh why did i ask a person how should i do it coz he dun dis now look at u lot killin the animal jst aint rite
coz rite killin da animals is creul and wot u should do is set em free then every 1 happy and farmer dont have to have a hard life feedin animals ahhh simple
I’m pretty sure that this is the silliest riddle i’ve ever read!! i couldn’t rap my head around it from the start!!
1. Farmer eats the grain
2. Farmer eats the goose
3. Farmer eats the fox
: )
the goose eats grain… the fox eats goose… so he takes just the fox with all the stuff in