FAQ’s about Blondes

Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A: Blow in her ear. Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! [...]

FAQ’s about Blondes

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FAQ’s about Blondes was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 10:10 pmin Blonde Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , More FAQ’s about Blondes , Even More FAQ’s About Blondes , Blondes Make a Wish , Blondes Changing A Lightbulb , Bar of Blondes .

5 Comments to “FAQ’s about Blondes”

• ????? says:

  August 19, 2007 at 11:42 am

  too funny
• I like Stuff says:

  September 18, 2007 at 9:00 am

  The shoulder pads confused me I was thinking football but I guess not
• Mr. Spanky your Hanky says:

  September 18, 2007 at 9:14 pm

  wow your pretty smart blondes are to stupid to play football (and im ganna get a bunch of ugly lesbians commenting about some of my comments or someone else saying that they need to respect blondes or some shit like that….)
• TJ says:

  March 19, 2008 at 2:22 pm

  shoulder pads are for when a blonde says “i dont know” and tilts her head on her shoulder
• Jingle Belle says:

  July 2, 2010 at 10:42 pm

  LOL! I love the one about the paper that says please turn over on both sides! I didn’t get the one about burying the blond for dope.