Fake Eye

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye." The bartender says, "Yeah, right! I've never seen anyone do that!" So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it. The angry bartender pays the man his fifty dollars and the [...]

Fake Eye

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Fake Eye was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 9:52 pmin Bar Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Drunk Poker , The Donkey , Win $10,000 , Two Ropes , Eileen Who? .

7 Comments to “Fake Eye”

• Rocky says:

  October 16, 2007 at 2:28 am

  nice one!
• blink blink says:

  October 30, 2007 at 6:21 am

  not original…
• Foamy says:

  December 29, 2007 at 1:18 pm

  there is a much longer ,better version of this joke on this site,where he pisses on everyone
• IrritatedOyster says:

  February 27, 2009 at 1:41 am

  Not much of a punchline
• mommy says not to talk to strangers says:

  March 17, 2009 at 12:39 pm

  theres also another version where he does IT with a woman… that ones funnier.
• LOL says:

  September 25, 2009 at 6:18 pm

  WHICH EVR JACK*SS SUBMITTED THIS LOOK AT PAGE # AT THE JOKE CALLED DRUNK POKER IT BEATS THE F*CKING SH*T OUT OF THIS ONE
• gfdsgsd says:

  December 4, 2009 at 10:02 am

  WHY is there half a joke on this website when the full joke is already on this site??? wtf…