Fake Eye
A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you fifty dollars that I can bite my right eye." The bartender says, "Yeah, right! I've never seen anyone do that!" So the man takes out his glass eye and bites it.
The angry bartender pays the man his fifty dollars and the man walks away. He comes back half an hour later and says, "I bet you fifty dollars I can bite my left eye." Now the bartender becomes really skeptical. She says, "I just saw you walk in here - you can't be blind!" So he takes out his fake teeth and bites his left eye. The bartender pays him his money and he walks away.
What'd You Think?
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nice one!
not original…
there is a much longer ,better version of this joke on this site,where he pisses on everyone
Not much of a punchline
theres also another version where he does IT with a woman… that ones funnier.
WHICH EVR JACK*SS SUBMITTED THIS LOOK AT PAGE # AT THE JOKE CALLED DRUNK POKER IT BEATS THE F*CKING SH*T OUT OF THIS ONE
WHY is there half a joke on this website when the full joke is already on this site??? wtf…