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Facial Cream

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face.

"Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful," said his mother.

A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"

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Facial Cream was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 10:59 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Little Johnny Wants Some Ice Cream , I Like Your Thinking , Golf Injury , That Thing , Sh*t .

5 Comments to “Facial Cream”

iisluvinjokes says:

September 25, 2007 at 10:35 pm

thats cruel but funny! wat a mean kid!
FATASS says:

November 2, 2007 at 11:18 am

this little boy is hilarious
~chrligrrl~ says:

January 19, 2009 at 3:01 pm

hhehehehehehehe
HahaJamie says:

March 19, 2009 at 12:31 pm

Haha, that little bastard
Cordell says:

May 7, 2009 at 9:37 am

He is smart ass

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