Expecting A Baby


For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.

One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.

The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, “Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?”

Tommy burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!”

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Expecting A Baby was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, January 5th, 2008 at 2:56 pm. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Female Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  A Bun In The Oven,  Blonde Parents,  Knock Knock #17,  Politics Explained,  So We Helped A Skunk.


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21 Responses to “Expecting A Baby”

  1. king micah Says:
    January 11th, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    hahaha that pretty good i thought it was funny

  2. Erik Says:
    January 12th, 2008 at 12:11 am

    not bad!

    menshumor.com……….coming soon!

  3. snorider323 Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 11:14 am

    hahaha…not bad campared to the other retarded jokes on this site

  4. rob Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    lol probaly what a six year old will do

  5. geri Says:
    January 16th, 2008 at 6:17 am

    hey rob your name keeps coming up lol

  6. Crys Says:
    January 16th, 2008 at 12:00 pm

    Mhh… pretty funny

  7. flem Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 2:41 am

    dat was kinda lame an rany too

  8. bury Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    lol that was funny

  9. Lathon Wilson Says:
    January 22nd, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    Not a bad joke at all, it was short and cute.

  10. xxxBracefacexxx Says:
    January 24th, 2008 at 5:55 pm

    i like this joke! pretty funny!

    i luv geri. <3

  11. anonymous Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 1:33 am

    snorider323, why do you even come to this site? you don’t like any jokes and waste EVEN MORE of your time posting these retarded replys. “i hate all these jokes” etc.

  12. Z-Baby Says:
    February 8th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    HAHHAAH! Now I think this one was funny! :P

  13. non-ya Says:
    February 11th, 2008 at 6:37 pm

    lol. not too shaby.

  14. spicebabe Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 11:59 am

    it was alrite

  15. reece Says:
    February 13th, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    not bad lol :D

  16. saika Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 8:56 am

    it was nt funny

  17. lazeena Says:
    February 19th, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    i think this 1 was good love the last part so funny

  18. sandrita Says:
    February 20th, 2008 at 5:52 pm

    I LOVED IT! funny!

  19. Brandy Says:
    February 20th, 2008 at 9:52 pm

    hahaha that so cute…little kids do the cutest things, that was good one lol

  20. wat Says:
    March 9th, 2008 at 10:27 am

    that was retarded

  21. Jack Meoff Says:
    April 15th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    might be one of the worst jokes here

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