Even More “You Might Be A Redneck If” Foxworthy Jokes
You Might Be a Redneck IF... (By Jeff Foxworthy)
. . . your wife puts Bean-O on everything you eat.
. . . your dog rides in the front seat and your kids ride in the back.
. . . you taught your children how to play “Pull My Finger.”
. . . you own half a pickup truck.
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Even More “You Might Be A Redneck If” Foxworthy Jokes
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my dad taught me #3, we ALWAYS rode in the back, and the glove thing can have its advantages! I could say more…..but i won’t!
IF YOU OWN MORE THEN 8 TRAILER’S
IF YOU CAN GET YOUR TRUCK IN YOUR BACK YARD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO MANY THING’S
IF YOU CAN’T GET YOUR TRUCK IN YOUR IN YOUR BACK YARD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TI MANY THINGS!
IF YOU CAN’T GET YOUR TRUCK IN THE BACK YARD BECAUSE YOU GOT TOO MANY THINGS BACK THERE
IF YOU CAN’T GET IN YOUR GARAGE BE CAUSE YOU GOT TO MANY THINGS IN THERE AND YOU CAN’T FIND IT SO YOU START IN YOUR BEDROOM AND HAVE 3 BUILDINGS AND 1 HOUSE TO PUT JUNCK IN AND A HALF OF A HOUSE IN THE GARAGE
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The jokes are very funny and here is another redneck joke. You might be a redneck if you use a buck knife as a toothpick.