Even More FAQ’s About Blondes

Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
A: Toes go in first.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

Q: Why don’t blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.

Q: Why don’t blondes make good pharmacists?
A: They can’t get the bottle into the typewriter.

Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: They can’t remember the number.

Q: Why don’t blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can’t find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: “What’s a lightbulb?”

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, “Daaady!”

Q: How do you get rid of blondes?
A: Form a circle, give each blonde a gun, and tell them they are a firing squad.

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.

Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: None of them, two don’t exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?
A: Reservations.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?
A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?
A: “Thanks for the refill!”

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She’s got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: I’ll tell you tomorrow.

Q: Why can’t the blonde make ice cubes?
A: She lost the recipe.

Q: How do you hit a blonde so she will never know it?
A: With a thought.

Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache.

Q: How does a blond know if she’s on her way home or on her way to work?
A: She opens her lunch box to see if there is anything in it.

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?
A: The instructions stated, “good for up to 20 pounds”.

Even More FAQ’s About Blondes was written by F&J Staff on Monday, June 18th, 2007 at 10:14 pm. It was filed under Blonde Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  FAQ’s about Blondes,  More FAQ’s about Blondes,  Blondes Changing A Lightbulb,  Blonde in a Rowboat,  Blondes Make a Wish.