The Eskimo and Scotsman

One afternoon, in a land where Eskimos and Scotsman run into each other on the highway fairly often, an Eskimo was driving down the road when his truck breaks down. Shortly after, a friendly Scotsman pulls off to the side of the road to help him. Upon inspecting the smoking engine, the Scot proclaims to [...]

The Eskimo and Scotsman

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The Eskimo and Scotsman was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, November 3rd, 2011 at 9:49 amin Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Racial Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Travelling Ventriloquist On A Farm , Artificial Insemination , Knock Knock #10 , Are His Lights On? , Do The Screw .

3 Comments to “The Eskimo and Scotsman”

• Tiffany says:

  November 4, 2011 at 1:18 pm

  wow this is hilarious! i will admit it took me a minute to understand it… haha and you may be asking wow is this chick a blonde? but NO i am not and never have been
• James says:

  November 16, 2011 at 4:34 am

  Would just like to say that it is. in fact, the welsh that screw sheep, not us Scots. Haggis bashers, yes. Sheep shaggers, no. We are not welsh. Would have been funny if it was an eskimo and a welshman, but this is just offensive.
• Jerry says:

  February 8, 2012 at 3:05 am

  haha
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